New Epithet Erased Short - Sell It To Me!

New Epithet Erased short - Sell it To Me!

Featuring art from MasuPasu and audio from Game Changer S2E4

Some guy in an avengers Tshirt I just met at a coffee shop: so who's your favorite superhero?

Me too exhausted to explain there's more than one Robin: Batman

Guy: oh! Did you watch the Joker movie? It was surprisingly good for a DC film haha

Me: yeah it was something

Guy: you know they really fucked up on Justice League, but I've got to say Wonder Woman was better than Captain Marvel. Like, we get it, "yay girl power." That's great but it was so over the top. It totally ostracized half of it's audience.

Me: wow really

Guy: yeah. You know, you seem pretty chill. Maybe we could hang out sometime and watch some decent superhero movies? You know, Marvel movies haha

Me: i never asked, who's your favorite hero?

Guy: Iron Man. Like Batman but richer and cooler haha

Me: you know, Batman's rule? No killing?

Guy: yeah?

Me: i have no such rule. Lindsey, I found another one. My usual, please

Lindsey, the barista: *hands me my sword*

Guy: wow that's a poor replica of the God Killer blade, it should have more- *beheaded*

Me: thank god that's over

Lindsey: yeah. Hey want to watch Birds of Prey with me sometime?

Me: oh? You mean like as... a date?

Her: well yeah... is that okay?

Me: of course it's okay! all this time, all these years, i never knew you felt that way

Her: i don't keep a replica of Wonder Woman's sword under the counter for just anyone

Me: i never thought about it that way

Her: *writes her number on the forehead of dead guy* text me ;)

Okay so I'm an idiot. I thought sign of the 4 was the one where a guy gets saved by a bunch of Mormons and then sneaks out of Utah

I have not yet listened to today's episode of Sherlock and Co yet. If they portray Mormons inaccurately (I did not say in a bad light I did inaccurately), I will be on the news!

Relatable, a bop, and instructive of how to pronounce "boatswain"

Watch the full episode on Dropout

there are certain ways youtubers interact with their editors and it interests me so i, a sane person, made a list:

1. hey god can you do this please you have all the power here

2. do this and i might let you out of my basement

3. 'hey editor can you' its me im the editor ( said wearily in the same voice)

4. im sure you can do this. please. ill give you a piece of chocolate. friend.

5. the editor comments on the original video with a lil drawing of themselves and text

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