I Am Tumblr Famous Factoid Is Actually False. PM Seymour Boyfriend Post Georg, Which Has Over 1000 Notes,

I am tumblr famous factoid is actually false. PM Seymour boyfriend post georg, which has over 1000 notes, was an outlier and should not have been counted

Sorry for being american, but

I thought you were saying you were 175 feet tall for two seconds lol

Okay okay okay-

I will provide proper context about this later but-

Satan’s usually pretty chill in the way he runs Hell. Today he’s scrambling to make it look as miserable as possible because God is soon to visit

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”