Been Thinking About This Scenario For A While, So...

been thinking about this scenario for a while, so...

imagine two hot nasty guy roommates; they're friends with benefits so they fuck a lot (but just as bros you know). they're really nasty and are totally okay with nasty stuff, farting, pissing, shitting, etc. one night they're fucking, that position of like the top laying down and the bottom straddling him but he's getting fucked, not riding. while being pounded he starts feeling like he wants to fart so he tells his roommates "wait wait, I gotta fart, pull out real quick", so he does and starts to let out loud, long and wet farts like that, still in that position. his roommate's dick twitches to the sound. he has his hands on the other's ass and can feel his buttcheeks trembling from the farts.

"ok I'm done" so he sinks back into his roommate's cock and they continue fucking for a while. after some time his roommate starts to feel something mushy against his cock head as he's fucking him, so he asks (while pounding) "gotta poop?" very casual and nonchalant. so the bottom guy nods a little and says "fuck I think I do, yeah" before tucking his head on the other's neck, breathing heavily from the pounding. his roommate slows down the thrusts and slips out of his hole again, he notices the head of his cock is just a little brown-ish from the poop inside and tells the other "go poop over there real quick" pointing towards the corner of the room with his head. the bottom guy just breathes out a tiny "okay", already feeling the pressure of the poop in him.

he goes to the corner, squats down on the floor facing the bed so his roommate can see his face, and starts pushing. he grunts a bit and scrunches his face while at it but it's low-key a cute expression. the thick mushy but still solid/consistent log starts to come out, and it's one of those long ones, just keeps coming out in one long snake. it's a lot, it starts to pile a bit, forming a little mountain of poop. after it comes out, he pushes a bit more and another log comes out, this time more rigid and regular sized, it comes out with a loud fuming fart, shooting the log down fast on top of the mushy brown mound of poop. he lets out a few more loud farts before he's done. he sighs in relief and gets back up, going back to bed where his roommate is waiting him while stroking his cock. they go back to fucking like nothing happened, while the big pile of poop sits in the corner waiting to be cleaned up.

I just love how they're lazy and wanna fuck so bad that they rather poop right then and there so they can keep fucking immediately rather than go to the bathroom. the casualness of it all makes it all so hot to me 🙈🤤 kskskksk

daaaaamn anon this was a delight 🥴🥴🥴 gotta go when you gotta go, right? doesn't matter if you leave a mess on the floor in the meantime 🥵

I wanna cup your farts and smell them maybe have you leave skids on my lap 🫣

god you don't know how much I wanna do this 😩 skidmarks have been happening a lot more often lately so I think you'd get your wish 😳 we could have a day of cooking up trigger foods for lunch and dinner, you reaching over to cup my ass every time I let one rip (between snacking on sugar free gummies and the Chinese food with extra onion and cabbage, I'd be letting them out constantly) and then settling on the couch with me in your lap to eat food and watch TV and ease out all the built up gas that just keeps getting wetter and wetter 🥴

Lately I’ve been completely taken over by the concept of someone who is super lactose intolerant like any amount of dairy gives them horrible gas that will turn into diarrhea without warning so of course they drink a lot of milk all the time and just unashamedly pushes out every fart as hard as they can, moaning with each one. It feels good and they don’t care who knows. Each fart just gets wetter and wetter until they inevitably shart themselves. I like to fantasize about someone doing their grocery shopping like this, they load up all day before chugging a bottle of milk and going to the store, crop dusting the aisles as they go through every one to pick up what they need. Making a show out of bending a little and grunting with each fart they push out until they finally just push out the whole load and finish their shopping with messy pants just completely unashamed of the fact and even pushing more farts and shit into their already packed pants

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yesss just indulging in that instant relief 🥴 I love when people with stomach issues intentionally ingest something they know is gonna fuck up their guts just bc they like the effects, like that anticipation of what's gonna happen later after they've chugged some milk 😏

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ahhh your scenarios are so good!!! what do you think about the idea of someone secretly getting off to their own gas in public? like they’re out with a blind date or something and they ate something that doesn’t agree with them and just start ripping ass and not even caring at the disgusted look on their dates face as it just feels so good?

I'm honestly so into that.

Maybe someone who typically eats a ton of food but doesnt want to look bad on their date so stuff themselves a couple of times earlier that day so they can have smaller portions at dinner. The date starts off great and they're both getting on really well but it's just after their starters and they've had a couple of drinks that they have to try and muffle a few burps that come up before they start feeling the urge to fart and slowly release the air, trying to keep a neutral face whilst they listen to their date and let out a really long, quiet fart that felt so good to get out.

They release a couple of smaller, but still pretty long farts, moving around in their chair a bit to cover any noise before the waiter comes over with their food, taking a bit too much joy at the slight wrinkle of their nose as he puts their plates in front of them.

They excuse themselves for a minute to go to the bathroom, not caring about anyone else in there as they just push the fart they'd known would be far too loud for the restaurant, and sure enough it echoes around the large restroom and as soon as that one stops they're pushing out a couple more, ignoring the mutters they can hear from the stall as they rub their stomach and let out a long burp. They take a quick glance in the mirror to clean themselves up and with a final small wet fart go out to join their date.

They thought their little break would be alright but they can feel their stomach groaning from their earlier food, but they still enjoy their dinner now as well as the company to care about being subtle and let out a couple of small farts which vibrate loudly against their chair, but their date apparently doesn't notice. Getting bolder they try and push out a few more to ease the pressure on their gut until one fart comes out a lot louder than they intended and quickly apologize when they see the slight disgust on their dates face so from then on make sure to be a little more careful.

They try to let out their next couple of farts quietly and it works, but then their stomach clenches tightly and they cant stop themselves from letting out another loud burst of air that earns a sigh of pleasure from them at the brief relief on their gut even as they get looks from other people around them.

They can see their date quickly losing interest and are quick to apologize again, saying they're not feeling too good but that they really wanted to see them which convinces the date to stay.

They try and pick up the conversation but it's not easy given how they can't let on that they're still trying to push out the gas that's causing their stomach to clench painfully, their large dinner not helping matters.

Either they can't smell anything or they're just used to the smell of their own gas by now but it's when they let out a notably silent but painful fart that they knew would stink that their date suddenly gets up saying they can't do this anymore. They try to get up to convince them to stay, but whatever they were going to say was drowned out by the loudest fart of the night, unable to do anything but let out a groan of relief as a couple more loud farts leak out of them whilst their date just looks on in disgust. Again their date turns to leave but instead they reach to stop them, grabbing their wrist and turning them, but the movement causes the gas building up in them to move and they can't help but let out a loud wet burp into their dates face.

The date just shoves them away and calls them a pig before storming out and leaving the whole restaurant staring at them as they sit back down and with a grunt push out a small wet fart.

It wasn't longer before the desserts they'd ordered arrived and after ordering a couple more beers, slowly ate both desserts, not paying any mind to the eyes on them as they gave up any pretense of keeping their gas in and easily let rip any gas they had, letting them vibrate loudly against their chair whilst their free hand rubbed their stomach to coax as much gas from them as they could.

A long, loud burp signified the end of their food and when the server arrived couldn't keep back the deep burp as they asked for the menu again, keen to order another main and dessert to eat away their feelings.

They can almost see the light leave their servers eyes, making a note to give them a large tip as they simply leaned to the side and grabbing the table pushed out a rumbling fart with a groan.

Their food quickly finds it way to their table, sure the server put a rush on it to get them to leave and starting to feel somewhat guilty made quick work of their food before paying the bill, making sure to double it in lieu of an apology before they left, small toots leaving them as they walked out of the restaurant and made the quick walk home where they could really let loose, but not before they stopped by a couple of fast food places to order a greasy burger and a burrito or three.

a long time ago, before ashely met lily and was still convinced she was straight (ha!), she was on a date with a man she had met in one of her classes.

she really wanted this date to go well. he was an attractive guy, but he was also really smart and funny... and she was just desperate for love. so, she had her best outfit on as they ate at one of the fancier restaurants in their small college town.

things were going great!! they were talking, laughing, and ashley was sure this could actually go somewhere for once. that is, until her stomach started gurgling, and even louder than usual. there was no questioning what that meant.

she quickly left her seat, hastily explaining that she needed to use the restroom, and practically barreled down the door trying to get to a stall. as soon as the stall was locked behind her, she let loose with the belches she had been holding back throughout the entire date. and boy were they monstrous. they echoed throughout the tiny restroom, bouncing off the walls to the point where it sounded like a pack of loins had joined them in the room. the unlucky woman who was in the stall next to her gripped the walls in a desperate attempt to keep her balance as the hellish sound bombarded her on all fronts.

but with burps like that, there was no way to contain it in just the bathroom. oh no. practically the entire restaurant could hear belch after belch ringing out from the closed door of the restroom. at one point one of the employees walked over to check on what was happening, but they chickened out at the last minute.

when ashley finally got everything out of her system, she quickly checked herself in the mirror before walking out of the restroom with a smile, acting as if nothing had happened.

only to find that her date had fled, leaving her alone in the restaurant where practically all the patrons were staring at her.

it's something that still haunts ashley to this day... but not as much as the lady in the stall next to her.