The Pandemic Has Brought About One Of My Favorite Activities, Letting My Wet Gas Leak Out While Participating

The pandemic has brought about one of my favorite activities, letting my wet gas leak out while participating in meetings full of people. Of course, it's fun to let the gas steadily gurgle out of me while my mic is muted — no one having any idea that it smells like sewage and a hot porta potty around me. But occasionally a mistake is made, a mic left unmuted, and that's when I push out the juicy, wet, poo filled farts that signal the start of an accident.

And I find myself apologizing quietly as people try to refocus on the subject at hand.

3 burping pros at the same room

Imagine you’re on a date with your fave. Before going to the fancy dinner with you, they met with their friends and had a lot of greasy snacks that are now sitting heavily in their belly. Still, they don’t wanna be rude, so they order a bunch of food on top of it all. The moment they see you they realize how bloated they are. While talking to you, they hold their butthole clenched as they fantasize about sitting on your lap and farting to their heart’s content. Their desperation is growing and they’re starting to think they’re gonna loose control as the waiter brings you your main course. Adding more food makes the pressure insufferable, so they try their luck with subtly farting. They release a long silent fart that has been marinating in their stomach for a couple of hours and gained putrid smell of concentrated hot shit. While the terrible stench assults your nostrils, your fave doesn’t even notice bc they’re too used to their own bodily smells. Seeing you don’t react (either out of politeness or bc you secretly enjoy it) they decide that being subtle was successful and so they keep stuffing themselves with food, every few moments letting out out lingering silent but deadly explosions. They feel pretty confident as you get brought dessert and so start releasing rumbling farts into the fancy seat. You of course pretend not to hear anything, or see them lifting up one leg to let go another eggy hiss and keep chatting away.

They grow really fond of you and offer to go to your place and watch a movie. You agree and drive the both of you there. Your fave quickly gets desperate again during the long journey and turns up the music as they shamelessly rip ass, just a little bit too loud for you not to hear. As they try to relieve themselves of most of the bloat before they enter your home, they make your car smell more or less like an outhouse in the middle of summer next to a baked beans eating competition.

You two finally arrive home and you show them around. As you pick your movie, your fave takes one of your decorative pillows puts it down on the sofa in front of the tv. They sit on it and you sit next to them, moments later they put their arm around you. You two sit calmly, nicely cuddled up as your fave, still bloated, relieves themselves by letting farts rumble deep into your pillow. As they put a blanket over the both of you, you’re almost stuck in a dutch oven, forced to pretend that you don’t smell some of the worst stenches nature has to offer. As you cuddle, your fave’s fart start getting louder and nastier, but they’re still convinced you didn’t notice anything.

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Umm, holy shit 😳😳😳

Imagine your slobby jockish gamer bf sitting on his stained and incredibly smelly gamer chair, in his yellowed ripped underwear with massive skid marks on. Sitting wide legged as he lets out massive wet farts, snorting in every single one and saying stuff like “fuck bruh! Smells like shit..nice” “god damn that felt good” “Unnf.. you smell that babe?~” he then pauses his game and smirks at you and then you hear his largest wettest fart that has ever come out of that hot smelly man as he follows it up with a loud and also wet burp he then hikes up a leg and starts bloating his underwear with a massive thick snake of shit, pounds apon pounds of his nasty gamer waste🤎🤎🤎 - ⚡️

goddddd yes 🤤😩 everything about this...... the stains on his chair showing exactly where his ass has been, the tattered and stained jocks, cocking a leg to drop his load hhhhhhdjdkkffll 😰💀

ooo that’s exactly how i feel rn 😩 i fell back asleep only to wake up to an even bigger mess, but i dont. feel like getting up. My tummy is so gurgly and full still, i dont wanna move, just wanna fill my panties up even more. I did accidentally wake myself up a few times with how loud and wet my farts were. 🥺 m’sorry to have made such a huge mess for you to clean up.

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Oh your poor thing its quite alright! Anything for my little messy girl~ you just focus on getting all that mess out and let me worry about cleaning up, both you and the sheets ;)