Imagine Giving Your Fave Head, And Suddenly They Press Your Face Up Right Against Their Crotch And Let

Imagine giving your fave head, and suddenly they press your face up right against their crotch and let out a huge fart, “fuck, feels so good having your cute little face down there”

I would love to take you out to dinner to a really fancy restaurant and watch all the other patrons and staff members be off-put by your casual clothing, disgusting smell, and pants sagging halfway down your ass. After we sit down and order nearly half the menu, mostly for you, one of the servers finally gets fed up and tries to ask you to leave, however you just lean to the side and push out a nasty fart in response, whenever someone tries to comment on you, or the smell, you let out a loud fart while they're talking to shut them up. Before we eat, you make sure to rip some sloppy, wet sharts all over my food, because it needed more seasoning anyways. I ask you questions and make conversation while we eat, but you're too busy stuffing your face to respond, so you let out farts of varying pitches and length to respond instead. You can see the discomfort mixed with arousal on my face as I try to swallow the food you've so kindly "seasoned" for me. After we're done, their nice, fancy seats are completely stained brown, and the floor is covered in shit and piss from your pants sagging down to your ankles. You wipe your ass all over the nice, white tablecloth for fun, and then we finally leave. We're banned from going there ever again, of course, but there are plenty of other restaurants we can wreck instead.

damn. this is another level of disgusting. attention being on me while i don’t even care, casually using my seat in the restaurant as a restroom. even bothering you with it, not that you mind anyways, considering you obviously adore my piglike behaviors. everything sounds perfect minus wiping my ass with the tablecloth, you can do that for me instead.

i just want a messy boy to accidentally let go and poop himself all on my lap while he follows it up with long wet farts 😔

Oh man oh man oh man

I just remembered how I like the idea of a character stuffing themselves trying to eat everything in front of them but there stomach is clearly upset, you can hear how loud and gurgly it is, and they start letting out pretty loud and brassy farts but they don't even seem to acknowledge it they keep eating, it doesn't take long before the farts start sounding wetter and wetter, they have to go BADLY but they refuse to leave the table, so they just pull the back of there pants down and just start shitting right there, they're in such relief and bliss letting out a few moan as they keep eating, food just going in one end and out the other~ 💕

currently drooling over those farts that sound utterly revolting. not a chance at holding them back kind of farts. urgent and sloppy and disgusting, like from the very depths of their guts - the kind of farts that immediately preclude a very pent up, very large expulsion 😩🥵

I’m so into burping as a display of crass masculinity. There’s nothing quite like men ripping deafening belches to assert their manly dominance. Or burping contests to determine who’s more masculine.