I Just Want A Messy Boy To Accidentally Let Go And Poop Himself All On My Lap While He Follows It Up

i just want a messy boy to accidentally let go and poop himself all on my lap while he follows it up with long wet farts 😔

I can’t get enough of this lady’s farts omg. Her name is Hadley Emmerson and her farts are😮‍💨👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

Wish somebody would grind against my fat ass while I fart uncontrollably all over their dick/strap, and then fuck me so hard that I can’t control the blubbering farts that are pushed out with every thrust

It’s something I’ve seen a lot on here but it will always do it for me: a slob who’s just accepted his fate and goes anywhere anytime.

Idk it’s just so 🥵🥵🥵

Like giving zero fucks? Standing in the kitchen cooking dinner and just pushing out the biggest load at the same time? Spreading their legs a little on the couch and letting out the most rancid farts until they follow through? Waking up with a rock hard belly and just pulling their knees up and make themselves comfortable as they go?

Come on.

literally this yes 😩😩😩 I've written about it so many times but it's so good. like they just begin to feel that pressure in their guts and they immediately want relief and just start pushing, their only focus is clearing out their guts regardless of where they are.... literally just anywhere in the house besides the toilet I'm weak 🥵

how wet are your farts? do you have anything specific to make them as bad as possible bc i’d absolutely love to bring as much of it to you as possible. you wouldnt have to lift a finger

maybe i should record a compilation of all of them and all of you can decide.

it does depend on what i eat- sometimes my farts are wet and leave damp marks on whatever i’m sitting on, or long and bubbly, or they rumble and vibrate against the couch. i have small, airy farts almost 24/7, ones that just slip out of me.

taco bell is the thing to give me if you want the worst of my gas, wet farts will flow out of me so naturally. you’ll see how disgusting i can get.

So imagine a character who is super gassy to the point where they don't bother holding it in and just let loose cause they've put up with it for so long.

This of course causes problems with work cause everyone finds it super distracting, so after a series of complaints the boss moves them to the other side of the office where they're a bit more isolated to allow the others to work better.

The charcter of course loves this and seeing as their co workers take every measure to come to their cubicle as little as often, most days go by without anyone coming to see them and so they see absolutely no reason to hold back now, where some nights they'll eat some extra greasy/spicy food to make them bloated and even more gassy for the next day where they'll just happily rip fart after fart in their little area and stink out the whole office.

One particular day they've taken a few minutes off of work to push out some particularly long echoing farts when they suddenly feel something other than gas press against thier hole.

Their location means they've been put furthest from the bathroom for whatever reason, so they quickly get up cause they don't think they'll last much longer.

However, when they stand a long bellowing fart is forced out of them, causing them to lean forward on their desk for support as they grunt and moan a little until they're done, only they can barely get out a small sigh of relief before another one is tearing through them,happily pushing it out to get some relief from their bloated gut, forgetting why they even stood up until the fart ends rather wetly and definitely left more than gas in their pants.

Before they can make a move though a series of small wet farts has them letting out a strained groan and suddenly they're filling their pants with their shit.

No matter how hard they try to stop thenselves it just keeps coming out so they surrender themselves to the inevitable and bend down over their desk and let out a small moan until it's over.

They hope then to make a quick run to the bathroom because they're definitely not done, but another wet fart has a second log of shit quickly joining the first and as before they cant stop it, so give up entirely and just start pushing, filling their pants with a couple more logs of shit, punctuated with long wet farts, until they're finally done, surprised the sheer amount of it is even contained in their pants still.

The smell is rancid and there's no way they can face their colleagues now, even if they heard and could smell what has happened, so they resign themselves to carefully sitting back in their chair to wait until everyone's collective lunch break to clean themselves up, still blasting out a few farts over the next few hours and pushing out a couple more small logs into their pants, swearing off of eating anything bad for them for the next month.