A Good Thought For Slob Kink Is Wilful Ignorance. Someone Who Is Farting Up A Storm And Keeps Denying

a good thought for slob kink is wilful ignorance. someone who is farting up a storm and keeps denying to the people around them that they're gassy. "I just needed to fart, I'm done," they say, and shift their weight to let loose another rumbler. "Ahh, okay, I'm good now. I swear." and so on. when their farts get wetter and wetter, they shift from saying they're not actually that gassy, to saying that they're definitely not leaving skidmarks on their underwear. "They're just farts, chill out," they say, and then bear down to push out the sloppiest, squelching shart into their pants. they're adamant that it's just gas when they're basically shitting themselves with each fart, but it feels much too good to stop and consider they might need a bathroom.

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Jason, having tried a new protein powder before his workout, has now decided he will not be consuming it again. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that it was currently consuming him. 

What had originally started out as a typical run of his usual lifting regimen was transforming into a test of core strength and willpower as he struggled to hold back rapidly building gas. Far be it from him to make excuses to skip on his workouts, but by the time he was doing pull-ups with a weight vest, it was becoming too much to bear, and other gymgoers were starting to notice.

“Woah, dude, you alright?” another young man near him asked after he sat down, looking obviously sick and winded.

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realistically, i wouldn’t bother people w my smells- at least i try not to.

but god, being the gross classmate. people sit away from me, the teacher knows and lets them keep their distance. you’re new in the class and see me sitting alone, despite nonverbal warnings from your new classmates, you sit right next to me. i watch as your face turns before you gain control and give me a stiff grin. i shrug, thinking it’s my smell that’s just disgusting you- silently, you’re dying inside with how much you’re enjoying it.

i haven’t showered in more than a week, i pick my nose and either eat it or wipe it on the table, my stained sweatpants have fallen halfway down my ass- revealing even more smells. i push out muffled gas into my padded seat- the one with skid marks left on it. — i hardly notice how you’ve squeezed your legs together, or your teasing comments made with a blush.

the windows are kept open in the class, the teacher has air fresheners on- i am evidently the reason. you’re probably isolated for just sitting with me, people make rumors that you don’t have a sense of smell at all- still, you get closer. rubbing my belly at times, giving me spicy snacks- making little comments that only make me fart in response.

give in, let me be a slob at your will.

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The impressive fart echoed out of your best friend as he lay next to you while you pretended not to hear and scrolled down your phone.

"Sorry for that." He chuckled wafting a hand behind his ass. It was the first time he'd farted in front of you since seeing that fart fetish picture in your camera roll. You both pretended it didn't happen at the time.

"It's fine." You mumbled idly. But it wasn't fine. The flatulence had reached your nose and it was one of his worst, that signature rotten eggy smell.

"Phew! If you say so." He'd obviously gotten a whiff of it himself as he sniffed. You tried to not sniff too obviously as your dick started to harden against the mattress.

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"Dang what did I eat today?" Something bad obviously, you thought as the stench lingering around the two of you grew stronger. You were barely even pretending to look at your phone as you glanced over to see him wincing and arching his back a little.

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Your walls shook as the ass gas rumbled out from his jeans. "Heh my ass has got power today!" Your face felt like it was on fire as he smiled at you.

He changed his tone a bit. "Sorry man I'm not trying to tease you ya know-" He trailed off.

"What do you mean?" You looked directly at him swallowing your nerves.

"Just thought you might like it..." Now he looked a little reserved still smirking but a bit embaressed. You always thought he had a bit of a crush (just as you did) but since he'd seen the fart stuff you gave up hope on that.

But seeing him as embaressed as you were you pushed your head towards him and kissed him. He kissed you back. You pulled his body towards yours. Doing so forced an involuntary but still powerful fart out of him. He finally broke the kiss as you both inhaled his rancid brand of fart stink.

"Damn does that mean I'm gonna need to get even gassier for you now?" He joked smirking.

"Oh it gets worse?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Don't take my word for it." He pulled you back in.

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As your gut lurched at the stink you realised he wasn't lying.

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