Bad Protein

Bad Protein

Jason, having tried a new protein powder before his workout, has now decided he will not be consuming it again. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that it was currently consuming him. 

What had originally started out as a typical run of his usual lifting regimen was transforming into a test of core strength and willpower as he struggled to hold back rapidly building gas. Far be it from him to make excuses to skip on his workouts, but by the time he was doing pull-ups with a weight vest, it was becoming too much to bear, and other gymgoers were starting to notice.

“Woah, dude, you alright?” another young man near him asked after he sat down, looking obviously sick and winded.

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hi all! this is my new blog, moving from @eproctoanderucto because I want to be able to reply and follow from my kink account.

pls follow here if you follow my old blog! thanks :)

a good thought for slob kink is wilful ignorance. someone who is farting up a storm and keeps denying to the people around them that they're gassy. "I just needed to fart, I'm done," they say, and shift their weight to let loose another rumbler. "Ahh, okay, I'm good now. I swear." and so on. when their farts get wetter and wetter, they shift from saying they're not actually that gassy, to saying that they're definitely not leaving skidmarks on their underwear. "They're just farts, chill out," they say, and then bear down to push out the sloppiest, squelching shart into their pants. they're adamant that it's just gas when they're basically shitting themselves with each fart, but it feels much too good to stop and consider they might need a bathroom.

Imagine you're under a girl's skirt deepthroating her and she suddenly grabs your hair, pushes you down to the base of her cock and farts, then tells you not to choke or you're swallowing the next one 🥰

blowjob farts are so🥴 like you're already sputtering with how hard they're fucking your face.. heady, thick stench of their musk suffocating as they pound into the back of your throat. making some comment about giving you something real to choke on before they're plunging balls-deep into your throat and shoving your nose right up their hairy, stinking hole — mouth full of their cock, leaving you no choice but to breathe in nice and deep as these monstrous, putrid rippers start blowing out their pucker.. hot and muggy and so goddamn eye-watering you cant tell if you're gagging around their cock or their gas.

Okay holy shit… I managed to learn how to upload audio on mobile (Thank you CloudFountain), so here’s my Thanksgiving farts, a portion of them.. I never fart like this Unless it’s after a huge meal, which is what I had (not to mention about three gallons of milk). Still, even with that these were fucking huge, you probably shouldn’t expect anything like this until next Thanksgiving (Or maybe Christmas) Happy whatever it is you’re celebrating

——————————————- Okay, here it *finally* is. I just started and audio is already late… Sorry for the wait! If you still can’t listen, try using desktop