My Favorite Thing Right Now, I Just Cant Stop Thinking About Scenarios Like This, Where Someone Is Super

My favorite thing right now, I just can’t stop thinking about scenarios like this, where someone is super gassy but completely unashamed so whenever the feel the need they just push it out without worrying about the sound or smell and when the inevitable happens and they shart they just keep pushing like it’s just a fart, completely unbothered by the growing pile of shit in their underwear before continuing to go about their day

NEVER SAW THIS. Going insane about this for a moment! Do you think they'd keep pushing for relief or for their own entertainment? If Entertainment, imagine them rubbing their ass against something only to release a killer bubbler that lasts a minute long leaving a stain in the underwear they're wearing. Oh God, what if they do it for relief only ,, lifting their leg and releasing whatever was trapped inside no matter the circumstances of it being shit or not. It makes their seat rumble each time and they just moan happily as If they didn't just shit themselves. (Or damn near close to it)

Bad Protein

Jason, having tried a new protein powder before his workout, has now decided he will not be consuming it again. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that it was currently consuming him. 

What had originally started out as a typical run of his usual lifting regimen was transforming into a test of core strength and willpower as he struggled to hold back rapidly building gas. Far be it from him to make excuses to skip on his workouts, but by the time he was doing pull-ups with a weight vest, it was becoming too much to bear, and other gymgoers were starting to notice.

“Woah, dude, you alright?” another young man near him asked after he sat down, looking obviously sick and winded.

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The impressive fart echoed out of your best friend as he lay next to you while you pretended not to hear and scrolled down your phone.

"Sorry for that." He chuckled wafting a hand behind his ass. It was the first time he'd farted in front of you since seeing that fart fetish picture in your camera roll. You both pretended it didn't happen at the time.

"It's fine." You mumbled idly. But it wasn't fine. The flatulence had reached your nose and it was one of his worst, that signature rotten eggy smell.

"Phew! If you say so." He'd obviously gotten a whiff of it himself as he sniffed. You tried to not sniff too obviously as your dick started to harden against the mattress.

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"Dang what did I eat today?" Something bad obviously, you thought as the stench lingering around the two of you grew stronger. You were barely even pretending to look at your phone as you glanced over to see him wincing and arching his back a little.

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Your walls shook as the ass gas rumbled out from his jeans. "Heh my ass has got power today!" Your face felt like it was on fire as he smiled at you.

He changed his tone a bit. "Sorry man I'm not trying to tease you ya know-" He trailed off.

"What do you mean?" You looked directly at him swallowing your nerves.

"Just thought you might like it..." Now he looked a little reserved still smirking but a bit embaressed. You always thought he had a bit of a crush (just as you did) but since he'd seen the fart stuff you gave up hope on that.

But seeing him as embaressed as you were you pushed your head towards him and kissed him. He kissed you back. You pulled his body towards yours. Doing so forced an involuntary but still powerful fart out of him. He finally broke the kiss as you both inhaled his rancid brand of fart stink.

"Damn does that mean I'm gonna need to get even gassier for you now?" He joked smirking.

"Oh it gets worse?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Don't take my word for it." He pulled you back in.

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As your gut lurched at the stink you realised he wasn't lying.

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Gassy Hog 🐷💨

You were the perfect piggy for a fart freak like me. Your sensitive stomach was vulnerable to grease and your lactose intolerance pretty much guaranteed that any fattening treat I stuffed into you would result in a churning gut bubbling with gas. The smell was always rancid and they were long bassy bubbling braps, my favorites. Realizing your natural gift of a gassy ass I began to craft a perfect menu to keep you as bloated as possible 24/7 to make myself a perfect slobby hog constantly letting out streams of fetid gas.

Breakfast is lots of scrambled eggs loaded with cheese, and a greasy hash loaded with bacon, sausage, and spam. The grease and dairy alone was trouble for your gut, but the gainer shake I made you every morning to pack on an extra 3k calories to the meal was spiked with inulin, your first dose of the day, to guarantee raunchy farts.

Lunch for you dear piggy is usually a cheesy, creamy pasta of some sorts, and another inulin shake. And of course I’m making sure you’re snacking tons throughout the day on trail mix with tons of candy mixed in, and processed fatty meats and cheeses. It was adorable how the trail mix snack allowed you to be a little bit more delusional about your gain. A “healthy” snack you ate at least a pound of a day. The nuts were rich in fats that made you fart, and so were the meats and cheeses.

Dinner was much the same as breakfast and lunch. Whatever you wanted (usually fast food) was provided to you, in large amounts. When you got too stoned and tired to keep eating yourself, I hand fed you, lovingly shoving large bites into your mouth, making sure my piggy consumed every calorie I had planned for them to keep growing at the rate I want.

Your last inulin laced shake of the day was your heaviest. We always do it late at night to give all the calories the best chance of turning into fat. It was a gainer shake heavy on the ice cream and heavy cream, blended with peanut butter and gaining powder, and a hefty inulin dose once again. For those sexy night farts to vibrate my crotch when you cuddle up against me, gas pig.

All the eating has dumbed you down piggy, and at first you don’t even notice the excessive gas. You’d assumed it would get worse due to the diet you readily embraced and your rapidly growing belly. When I told you about my fart kink you thought the extra gas was a good thing, and had 0 idea in that stupid piggy brain of yours that the gas was an unusual amount I was urging on.

You’re such a good, gassy hog for me. Always lifting up your fat thighs to push out gas, or letting me know when big ones are coming so I can spread your massive ass cheeks and stick my face in there to get blasted. You constantly let out nasty, wet sounding farts when we’re in public, just like I told you to do. God it’s so hot when your slobby disgusting farts and massive obesity are realized by those around us and I get to wrap my arm around you and go “yes, the massive land whale that let out the minute long, loud, rancid fart currently stinking up this store is in fact mine.” While you smile proudly like the stupid indulgent fatass you are, happy that you made me happy.

Granny got gass. Has longest fart i ever heard.