Larry, If We Make An Effort Today, We Might Be Able To Save August.Jaws (1975) | Dir. Steven Spielberg

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

it's for science; what's your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

Hell yeah, the wild magic table is absurd. There’s stuff like

You summon a unicorn

You cast fireball centered on yourself

Roll a d10. Your age changes by the number you rolled

You instantly grow a long, black beard of feathers. It explodes the next time you sneeze.

Each creature within thirty feet of you becomes invisible

Etc.

okay I might be incredibly late to this particular party but I decided to actually read through the Wild Magic Surge table in full following the most recent TAZ Graduation episode and there’s this: