109 SPOILERS

109 SPOILERS

Okay, I’m thinking about the fact that the way Gillion flavors Detect Good and Evil as sniffing out whatever, and I just realized the fact that that means Chip reeks of evil to Gillion now, and how the hell are they gonna be able to cuddle now that Chip smells like something Gill was taught to destroy and-

we already have a minecraft movie. its called We Spent 100 Days in a Hardcore Minecraft Apocalypse and all 2 hours are available for free at youtube.com/slimecicle

If I ever become a popular content creator, I know what I’m gonna do.

Not actually NSFW, quite actually the opposite but still warning

I would start an Onlyfans account, which if you know how I am in real life that’s weird for me to say, I’m super modest mainly cause I’m dysphoric about my body. So why would I do that???

Oh no no no, not that kind of Onlyfans account, no.

There would be no adult films in sight on that page, just me, talking about my hyperfixations. Of course the titles and the thumbnails would seem to be teasing a little (thumbnails would be art), but that’s to trick the h*rny folks into paying me and then clicking on my video, and this is how it would play out…

Video Title: errortoogay in a skimpy bikini ❤️

You open the video, I walk into frame, I’m in a hoodie and jeans, but layered on top, is indeed a bikini

I start talking about the backrooms

I’m going to kms /j

edward

New chapter Y’all

I posted my first ever fanfiction and y’all should read it, it has two chapters already. If you want more spooky statements in the vibe of The Magnus Archives, then here you go, I’m horrified of everything, so I might as well make something cool with it.

Go read it, I worked hard on it and I have a lot of ideas for more statements moving forward. And I added archivist notes for each one so I can discredit my own experiences that I’ve exaggerated.

EVERYONE

LOOK 👏🏻 AT 👏🏻 HER

Aster, the Sun Goddess