Chapters: 1/1Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingRating: General AudiencesWarnings: No Archive Warnings

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Padma Patil, Ron Weasley, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, Stan Shunpike, Cho Chang(mentioned), Cedric Diggory(mentioned) Additional Tags: Nobody dies I swear Summary:

Romeo and Juliet but Harry Potter.

also WHY does every american lit or american history or w/ever course contain the entire history and writings of england & greater europe up until the colonies but NO documentation of the oral histories and stories from actual native american tribes and look at how that influenced and was influenced by european traditions to create the “american” story. like i KNOW why but christ

no one:

hotch:

I don't know i thought of you when I saw this, he's just some guy 🧍‍♂️

AKDJKSHDJ he is really just some dude…..

ayo hannibal anyone

“all powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their face” is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but it’s definitely up there I’d say

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires