Everturnings-blog - THE WIZARD

The space pirate catptain and her screaming hoard of birdlike fellas wearing hats

Someone who hasn't see. Wander over Yonder explain this image.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

the name of the lame

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

Never set out a dish for them to drink from, as most harlequins tend to have baggy appearances that would get wet if a bowl is set out. Only give them water when they appear dehydrated. Food is easier, but beware of the starving harlequin! When harlequins are not starving, their jinglies will shake more, and they will be able to dance for longer. But if it's starved, jinglies will droop, and the clown will take on a appearance similar to late 1800s clowns.

My mom used to collect clowns. I will be inheriting her collection and giving them good, spacious homes. I will end the cycle of abuse for these ageing clowns. She told me they are Harlequins. I need advice. Pictures to identify breeds soon