Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Shoutout To The Time I Spent Three Days Researching Victorian Flower Language Just So I Could Figure
shoutout to the time i spent three days researching victorian flower language just so i could figure out what houseplant to give my mc
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So YuGiOh
harry potter au where all wizard duels are replaced by games of magic the gathering
Best quotes of my book:
“I’m not going to Rock Paper Scissors for my life”
“I’m a certified- uh, 300 confirmed- look, just insert that navy seal copypasta here”
“McKenzie there an oceanography textbook at her. Since Evebringer was on the 50th floor, the book missed pretty drastically.”
“Don’t tell me to shut up, you villainous villain” (followed by “you shouldn’t use both ‘villainous’ and ‘villain’ in the same sentence”)
“Why do you care about how many postmortem followers you have”
“I have to go write an evil monologue.”
“I’m literally a criminal. Fuck the amendments.”
“We almost died and all you got was a book of cookie recipies?”
“I am a villain, not a heathen. I pay my employees $20 an hour and they have healthcare and dental.”
“Screw economics. We should all just be hunter-gatherers.”
“Get in, loser. We’re going snooping.”
“Fuck the DMV”
“He was a spy being told by the guy he was spying on to spy on the people he worked with. That was, like, way too many layers of inception. Spyception?”
“Its ya boi yeetlord coming back at you with another day of Ultimate Depression”
“Is your power seriously being a gen z kid”
“Nothing about me is cool, hence the fire”
“What are we gonna do with all this water and dirt”
“Well SOMEONE didn’t like my naruto running plan so we have to think up something else”
“Oh my god what the fuck. I was just in the middle of my evil monologue, you can’t just-!”
It’s ok you can say Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth
yes; this is my new pc Cool Gavin. He’s exactly like normal Gavin but he never sucked dick in a parking lot or made a left turn on red thinking it was ok
Alternatively: this is Cool Aaron. He’s like normal Aaron, except he doesn’t look like Napoleon Dynamite on meth and also his dnd players respect him instead of making characters to mock him and ignoring his plot hooks
power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm
GUYS!!! GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST DRAFT OF THE GUILD OF USELESS SUPERHEROES!!
50k words. over a year of writing. over 6 months of making memes about my characters instead of writing.
it’s finally over.
now to edit....