Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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My Dad And I Were Discussing The Best And Worst Alternate Castings For Gandalf. We Decided That Nicholas
My dad and I were discussing the best and worst alternate castings for Gandalf. We decided that Nicholas Cage was the worst and we couldn’t decide on the best, but the best AMERICAN Gandalf would probably be Morgan Freeman.
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That you are an eagle, presumably.
on the internet no one knows
No one knows what?
Russia can’t reblog it, but I sure can.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
I’m just mad, but I plan to be a mad chemist.
“Mad scientist” is far too much of a generic term. It should be very necessary to specify whether we’re dealing with a mad biologist or a mad space engineer.
This is my first post to break 150 and it just might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever written.
Small child: *screams* My friend: “me?” Me: “big mood” This is what we’ve come to, folks.
My faith in humanity has been restored
So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.
In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.
So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.