Russia Cant Reblog It, But I Sure Can.

Russia can’t reblog it, but I sure can.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

We’re weeding out the week. Natural selection is once again at work!

If there are people that want to try the Tide Pod challenge would it not be better for all of us to let them?

Happiness and naivety

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

Once I drove by a salon called Sassy Nails but the “s” has fallen off so it just said “Assy Nails” but I couldn’t laugh at it because my mother was in the car; and anyway I think about that a lot.

I can one-up that: everyone has 4-minute timer that resets every time they take a breath.

Everybody’s life has a 3 day timer that resets every time you drink a glass of water.

I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘tired Harry Potter fan

Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘the bare minimum of canon representation