I Call My Parents And Say Yeah I Cant Do Family Stuff Tonight, I Got Too Much Stuff To Do For School

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

I'm foaming in the mouth, please the duffer brothers need to do this

steve or eddie flamboyant ass in this >> plewse i need it

Omg I can see Robin drunkenly buying this for Steve because, "You live in a big mansion all on your own! You need to dress like you just killed your rich husband and inherited his estate, not like your parent's left you to house sit." It stung a little at first and Steve left the outfit to sit in a box for weeks, but then he gets a little wine drunk one night and pulls it out.

He walks around his house in it for hours, a glass of wine in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He's rifling through his mother's closet for a pair of heels when there's a knock at the front door. If he hadn't had 6 glasses of wine, he would have gotten changed, but instead he wraps the fluffy pink fabric around himself and angrily pulls open the door with a cigarette hanging from his lips. "What- Oh, Eddie."

Eddie's holding a bag of takeout but it promptly slips from his hand and thuds on Steve's front door step. "Whose husband did you kill?"

For some reason, some of Eddie’s fans refuse to believe Eddie and Steve are in a capital R - Relationship. They take to Twitter for the classic tweet of “Guys, they’re just really close friends.” Well, after enough tags on one particular post, Eddie sees it and retweets with a progressing photo collage of Eddie and Steve being…close. The first one is of Eddie and Steve with their arms over each others shoulders standing side by side with matching grins backstage. There’s normal sized text underneath that reads, “Just dudes being bros.” The second image is of both of them closely hugging with each of their faces tucked into each other’s necks. The larger text underneath just reads, “JuSt DudEs BeinG BroS!!”. The third and final photo is of Eddie crowding Steve against his tour bus, his hands cradling Steve’s face as he kisses him. Steve’s hands are clutching Eddie’s cropped shirt. The text underneath reads in huge text in all caps, “JUST DUDES BEING BROS.”

notes for fanfic writers from a current metalhead with knowledge about the metal scene in the 80s (my mom was an 80s metalhead):

of course, everyone is free to write eddie however the hell they want! but after reading idk how many fanfics, a lot of them written by people who aren't into metal themselves, i thought i could share a couple of things!

- the fact that eddie deals drugs doesn't automatically mean he uses them. he might smoke a joint every once in a while, but a lot of metalheads just stick to beer and booze.

- i love the mental image of eddie wearing makeup. however, realistically, eddie wouldn't be wearing makeup. not even when performing. the most he would wear is black nail polish, maybe some eyeliner during shows. yes, there's a subgenre of metal where the musicians do wear makeup like eyeshadow and lipstick, however, that is not the type of metal eddie listens to (with the exception of W.A.S.P. who had members who did wear eyeliner)

- eddie would absolutely love a lot of music that isn't necessarily metal, especially 60s and 70s rock, like Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix ect. he would absolutely admire David Bowie. and i'll let you guys in on a little secret. a lot of metalheads love the fuck out of ABBA. he might not admit it to his friends (he doesn't want to look uncool), but ABBA is notorious for actually making very technical music, and for using elaborate mixing techniques on their albums. that alone would get eddie to listen to it.

- that being said, there are also definitely bands he would absolutely not listen to. i've seen people mention eddie listening to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe. he wouldn't. eddie listens to heavy metal, trash metal, and the beginnings of black metal. bands like Mötley Crüe are more glam leaning than heavy metal. and 80s metalheads listening to eddie's subgenres of metal wouldn't be caught dead listening to glam metal. i know, it's a weird thing.

- a short list of metalbands that eddie does listen to (both canon and assumptions): Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Iron Maiden, Motörhead, Mercyful Fate, Venom, Saxon, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Queensrÿche, W.A.S.P., Judas Priest, Accept. of course there are more bands, but these are just a few i can list from the top of my head!

- and the most important note: eddie is a metalhead, NOT a punker!!! i've seen some writers describe him as punk, or punk rock, or him living in the punk scene. there is a big difference between the two! plus, a lot of metalheads and punkers didn't even like each other that much during the 80s. there was a bit of a musical rivalry.

hope this helps!

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

Argyle, who adores pretty people like Jonathan and Eden, seeing Steve for the first time: ... oh fuck man