Work Smarter Not Harder - Tumblr Posts
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
blast Why don't you stay? around them and sigh heavily over and over until they ask what's wrong - and since they've now ASKED, you can go head and just spill all your KP thoughts and they HAVE to listen (because they asked).
how do i explain to the people in my life that i’m physically incapable of thinking about anything other than kinnporsche at this point
Finally getting around to posting this one
Personaaaa
Hilarious that Dracula does not seem to realize that he could have just showed up as a dog and scratched on the door and Lucy absolutely would have let him right in. Work smarter, not harder, buddy.
"Jon Sims as a cute kawaii y2k Nightcore wallpaper anime girl isn't real, it can't hurt me!"
Well guess what.
Also drew it in my usual style as well
Yes I learned how to draw y2k Nightcore wallpaper anime girls just for that
Jon Sims is literally just a girl.
Shout out to @nicoriice for that again LMAO)
Here's the only reference I used
I'll also probably post it with the Speedpaint on Instagram (@/Drizium) if that interests anyone