I Am Posting Again Instead Of Sleeping (future Me I Am So Sorry For The Cleaning You Will Need To Do)

I am posting again instead of sleeping (future me i am so sorry for the cleaning you will need to do)

I should set up my tagging system rn huh

assorted meowsts from twitter

had some lucrative conversations with my boyfriend today and got inspired

Floor realization moment

"Is he called the 'Viper' because he bites people" -woman who likes to bite whatever she can and does not realize she's a vampire

"No, it's a figure of speech. He sounds irritating but is probably a good strategist" -military strategist many find irritating to deal with because mentally she never left The War

"Whoever made this corridor purple with nothing in it must be a terrible leader. You always need to think about morale" -the same woman, whose usual solution for low morale in her teammates is "stop whining. manager we should kill them"

"the sephirot should have just had a fistfight instead of badmouthing each other for eternity" -Outis again

"Hod is too overprotective" -you'll never guess

by the way i actually dramatically sympathize with vergilius's stance on don quixote because imagine. you are sitting on a bus as a tour guide. six feet away from you? it's Vlad the Impaler. he goes :3 on a regular basis. he's held in check by his fucked up pair of light up Sketchers that he talks about like theyre people. he has power washed every memory out of his brain. he is collecting action figures. he may or may not be indulging his escapist fantasy of Not Being So Violently Noteworthy To The Hague. vlad the impaler sometimes goes "my aspirations are Being Kind and Just :3" then! commits a felony misdemeanor to that end. he's doing his redemption arc but forgot to remember needing one.

like yup yeah okay fine sure ok no harm, no foul, no wonder he is constantly on the verge with her