SHE CALLED HIM A SOPPING WET CAT LDFHDFUHFDU LMAOOOOO

SHE CALLED HIM A SOPPING WET CAT LDFHDFUHFDU LMAOOOOO

pov: me when my fucking horse/shoes talk

Theres like 3 moods i have about seeing a tiny little chibi of a character i like and theyre all like. Extremely odd.

Reaction 1: I want to hold them in my mouth and let them dissolve like a marshmallow. This has nothing to do with anything weird, I am just an autistic person who wants to bite things.

Reaction 2: i want to scruff them like a mother cat does her kittens. Just *nom* alright youre coming with me.

And reaction 3: omg theyre so cute!! So tiney… bapy :3

“If you are fuschia, you are royalty. And also related to Betty Crocker.” -Me

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” -Pancake

Parkour is kinda gay ngl. I mean who are you jumping for?

Other men?

i have been writing the second parter of hurt/comfort of my selfship fic that was MEANT to be a silly funny but ended up with them hurting each other becuase yeah no faust doesnt know how to do intimacy and fears harming elpis further while elpis has already forgiven faust but. thats not the point of this post.

the point of this post is to share with you what i am greeted ANY TIME i open this part of the doc

girls rock