My Mom Taught Me To Exaggerate My Pain So That Doctors Would Take Me Seriously And All I'm Saying Is

My mom taught me to exaggerate my pain so that doctors would take me seriously and all I'm saying is that it hasn't failed me yet

nothing beats the spititual connection you get when someone defends you in among us. ur just my best friend now.

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

The Hotch Olympics

Stacking– the rules are simple: catch Hotch on the phone and see how many things you can hand him before he notices. The record to beat is over twenty things including a stapler, a pack of paper, three legal pads, his own badge, and (although it was only done once) a printer. If he catches you, pausing his phone conversation, you’ve been “caught” and must start over at zero. The Winners: Garcia for handing him the printer (you just can’t beat that) and JJ for the twenty items (it was a long meeting)

The Suit Jacket– that man will die in his suit jacket in the summer because he’s so damn stubborn. So, the challenge is successfully getting him out of it but he can’t suspect a thing. Some classics are the “jeez, it’s kinda cold inside the precinct :(” and making sad faces until he shrugs it off and hands it to whomever is complaining but only JJ and Garcia can pull this one off. Plus the hard part is then hiding it from him for hours. The Winner: Emily because she has balls of steal and poured coffee on his jacket while he was in it, no one can top that

The “Misplaced It”– there are two ways to successfully qualify for this one. Either move his file/pen while he’s doing paperwork on a case or shifting everything in his office two inches to the left. The Winners: Emily for moving everything in his office, Reid for moving his pen and file to the opposite side of the able where Hotch had been sitting (he didn’t notice either).

“Steal His Coffee!!”– This one might be bullying but he drinks way too much coffee so it’s for his own good. This one is an ambush sort of situation. Every time he pours a cup of coffee, take it. Even if it’s nine in the morning (because more than likely, he’s already had three cups). The Winner: Morgan took about three cups from Hotch in the break room and then drank from them in front of Hotch

“Literally Anything that Isn’t His Name”– this one is wholesome despite it’s name. This one can only be done once a year or so because they all have to do it. The rule is simple: for the day you can’t call Hotch any variation of his name. Some classics are: “dad” (Reid), “kiddo” (Dave), “dude” (Morgan but it’s really funny to see Hotch actually respond to it), “A-Aron” (only allowed because it’s funny), “mac daddy” (Emily and her balls of steal

Hotch is very aware that his team is messing with him. He doesn’t say anything because they’re having fun and most of their little games work in his favor. Besides the name one, he hates that one. There’s something deeply unsettling about Emily Prentiss calling him mac daddy while she tells him what she found at the coroners. She only pulls out in the worst possible times too. (he does secretly enjoy being called kiddo and dad though…)

anyone wanna validate me rn or what