One Thing About Me Is That I Will Chew Gum Until All The Sugar Is Gone. I Will Tell A Story Until The

one thing about me is that i will chew gum until all the sugar is gone. I will tell a story until the details become meaningless. I will drag out an inside joke until we can’t remember when it was funny to begin with or why. I will spoil the series for myself. I will read the last page of the book. I will rend and repair my every idea until I have no choice but to start all over.

update: tried to run OUTSIDE (as opposed to the treadmills at the planet fitness) and nearly fucking DIED. saw some geese. stay tuned for my next attempt at something resembling cardiovascular exercise.

EVERY TIME i get hyper fixated on a sci-fi action show, i become convinced i can learn to run like the characters in the show.

i can’t. and i won’t. but damned if i’m not gonna try.

see you at the planet fitness, motherfuckers.

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

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