Exerzist - Exer

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but your cat climbed into our glue supply and now he blows bubbles when he meows. I dont really know how it happened but enjoy your bubble cat

ZHONGVEN

This is literally me preaching zhongven but....

Their literally made for eachother, both are archons. Both fought in the archon war, both lost one dear to them, shared trauma brings people together!!

They've both gone through similar trainwrecks but are both such opposites at the same time which is what brings them together, you can see in multiple quests/cutscenes/wiki pages ect. that they've been close since their beginnings, since the seven met in liuye.

They've both lived for thousands of years, witnessing the uprise and downfall of things that have existed since God knows when, they both have witnessed the downfall of kh'aneriah and the uproar of man. The making of new mondstat and dragonspine, the freedom of inazuma and the banishment of the vision hunt decree.

Idk how to finish this but zhongven 4ever

But also aether and venti

And aether and everyone

Help

Erasermic, where their cats (bastard and sushi obvi) like to sit on the fridge and plot. They only come down when shouta gives them treats. When they come to the edge of the fridge, shouta swipes them up but still gives the treat. hizashi always complains that it's rewarding bad behaviour. At some point, they stop falling for shouta's schemes, and the only way to get them down is to scare them off by vigorously shaking plastic bags at them.

Cut to hizashi being woken up at like 5am by shouta coming home from patrol and 'bagging' the cats.

pro hero eraserhead who's young (20) and not quite clutched the ropes of what is and isn't legal as an underground hero. his connections lead him to a 18 year-old tomura shigiraki who clearly idolises him and lets him have whatever info he wants, only if he shares a drink and tells him about his haircare, or his cats, or how many plants there are in his apartment.

How tf does teyvat work????? Like you know that one commision where you deliver food from good hunter for Sara, how do the make the order? Does teyvat have phones? Or did they send a carrier bird that says "give me fried shrimp pls"

??? Does teyvat have deliveroo