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5 months ago

Can’t believe Zhongven can be reduced to a dumb DnD joke of « bard rolling nat 20 to seduce dragon ». They so silly fr fr


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2 years ago
I Woke Up Yesterday Thinking About Boobs
I Woke Up Yesterday Thinking About Boobs

i woke up yesterday thinking about boobs


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1 year ago
Just Some Guy Whos Like 6000 Years Old And The Guy He Waited A 1000 Years For

just some guy whos like 6000 years old and the guy he waited a 1000 years for


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11 months ago
1/25/2022
1/25/2022
1/25/2022

1/25/2022

If Zhongli finally snapped after 500 years of pining lol

(yes it's a GG reference)


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2 years ago

Little question about Genshin: do you have any ships?

Yeah, stupid question but I'm curious because I recently started playing Genshin myself

yessir!!

even though it feels illegal to ship barely anything sometimes in Genshin (usually due to characters’ ages that may not match their appearance sometimes) I do have a few!

❄️Kaebedo!🏔

I was sceptical at first cause I had a different Kaeya ship but my gf spent half of our relationship teaching me how to multiship NDNDN and she managed to teach me. So yeah I think kaebedo is adorable and the chemistry might be about right here! Kaeya is into him, just how he says that in the voice lines. They have Klee too, while Albedo treats her like a younger sister and Kaeya acts like her babysitter (sort of) - they definitely hang out together. Not to mention their curious Khaenri’ah roots!!!

🏔ZhongVen! 💨

Naw man these are just. Quality. It’s a rare ship cause Venti usually ends up with Xiao and it’s way more popular; zhongven is a curious ship. First of all, it’s awesome they both have Visions that act funny with other elements - and can’t work with each other! I think it makes curious chemistry. Their characters don’t match either shdhshw Venti is a lil shit (Archon of Freedom) while Zhongli is this tall serious dude (Archon of Contracts). Second, they’re two remaining archons that fought in Archon War if I remember correctly and I believe they would have an interesting history ^^

🔥Thomato💧

DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE I love these two sm. Thoma may be the housekeeper of Kamisato Estate but it’s so sweet Ayaka and Ayato treat him like part of their family 🥹 I love how thankful Ayato is, and how much he appreciates Thoma’s work around! He also claims that in his position he can’t really trust too many people but Thoma is one of them. And on the other side, Thoma is happy to look out for Ayato when he’s at home cause he feels like thats all he can do. They make me feel all fuzzy 🥹🥹

❄️AyaMiya🔥

It’s sort of a side ship, not much of any OTP, I think they’re neat! And the opposite Visions make it quite spicy too - overall 8/10!

🌱AlHaitham x Kaveh 🌱

I can’t wait until they’re out as playable characters. 🧍🏽 Their little lore sounds pretty funny, considering AlHaitham is allowing Kaveh to stay over and they both freak out at each other; it leads to Kaveh literally bitching about him everywhere in Sumeru which if you ask me, it’s just straight hilarious. I’m not sure how I feel about two same Dendro visions in a ship cause for most of the time I shipped like- one vision with something different, you get what I mean. We will see! Can’t wait till they’re here

These are my main ships honestly! I also ship majority of the characters x therapy but maybe they don’t have that in teyvat yet jdjdjd


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4 months ago
This Is What Happens When You Have Thousands Of Nosy Siblings

This is what happens when you have thousands of nosy siblings


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2 years ago
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)
Drawing My Little Zhongven Modern Au :D! Pardon The Handwriting, Am Going To Clean All Up (eventually)

Drawing my little zhongven modern au :D! Pardon the handwriting, am going to clean all up (eventually)


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4 months ago

Everyone in Liyue Harbor would agree than one Mr. Zhongli consultant of the Wangsheng funeral parlor was a kind, intelligent man who’s smile never seemed to fit his eyes, but was always polite and courteous when approached no matter who it was.

The exception was with those, who were not aware of the mistake they would be making, that approached him from behind. The lucky ones simply found themselves on the receiving end of a piercing gaze that would kill if it were any sharper. The less fortunate would often find themselves on the ground with a very strong reminder that the vision on his back was not just for show. Of course they were buffeted with numerous apologies from the normally stoic man the moment he realized there was no threat.

So when a very obviously Monstatian bard who graced the harbor with his song was seen making a beeline for the man who was occupied in a discussion with a merchant, they tried to stop him. But the bard either didn’t notice the hands reaching out to halt his progress, or he simply didn’t care. The people of Liyue Harbor quickly resigned themselves to the fact that they’d never hear the music from such a talented bard again after what was to transpire.

But much to onlookers surprise, the bard did not end up shrinking back at a violent glare, or even end up on the ground. Instead they watched in shock as the bard leaped upon Zhongli’s back, who stopped talking while he was in the middle of a discussion to laugh and place his hands where the bards arms were wrapped around his neck, before excusing himself from the merchant and made his way down the street with the bard still perched on his back.


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4 months ago

Mondstat: the number one best nation in Teyvat for human rights and general quality of living

Liyue: the second best nation in Teyvat for human rights and quality of living because if it was any lower they’d have to deal with Mondstats archon pressuring the people of Liyue into starting a rebellion against his own husband


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8 months ago

i fucking hate people who insist that zhongli and xiao are related when it's literally just a (might i add, weird) headcanon

people really be inventing problems: "they're father and son!" no they're not? "the age gap!" excuse me but last time i checked childe and zhongli have a bigger age gap and the only reason you don't find shipping them weird is because they're the same height??? but the height difference suddenly doesn't make a ship "look wrong" when it's venti and zhongli??? i'm tired of this fucking fandom for making me feel bad for shipping a literal normal ship


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7 months ago
It's The Third Time Already

It's the third time already


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2 years ago

ZHONGVEN

This is literally me preaching zhongven but....

Their literally made for eachother, both are archons. Both fought in the archon war, both lost one dear to them, shared trauma brings people together!!

They've both gone through similar trainwrecks but are both such opposites at the same time which is what brings them together, you can see in multiple quests/cutscenes/wiki pages ect. that they've been close since their beginnings, since the seven met in liuye.

They've both lived for thousands of years, witnessing the uprise and downfall of things that have existed since God knows when, they both have witnessed the downfall of kh'aneriah and the uproar of man. The making of new mondstat and dragonspine, the freedom of inazuma and the banishment of the vision hunt decree.

Idk how to finish this but zhongven 4ever

But also aether and venti

And aether and everyone

Help


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