Sksksks I'm Glad My Cracked Ideas Have Spread

sksksks I'm glad my cracked ideas have spread

ushijima fucks w the metronome on in the back

ushijima fingers you at 115 bpm

I think we should cancel Osamu for setting unrealistic standards of hotness for business owners everywhere and for having nice titties

osamu better send out an apology on onigiri miya official social medias

pls i just want them all in my mouf thank u

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a/n: yeah, i’m back at it again with dick descriptions. this time for jjk. special thanks to my bby carter @cartersweb​ for screaming about dicks with me <33 ily. goes without saying, all characters are aged up. kids fuck off. depending on how well this does i’ll do toji, sukuna, toge & mahito in part two! 

cw: gojo, yuuji, megumi, junpei, dicks. that’s all. just dicks. my love language <33

read my mha one here!

— gojo

hello, daddy.

mhm

pretty dick very very pretty dick

same smooth slightly tanned color as the rest of him

absolutely ethereal looking like his dick looks like a painting from the renaissance era

very very pretty pink head like it’s a dark pink reminds you of fruit punch or something it’s just really pretty

keeps his pubes low or completely shaved off but if they are grown they’re well maintained and actually quite pleasant to look at

don’t think he has a massively thick dick but there’s definitely weight to it

but he most certainly has a long dick

fuck

that thang just thangin down there 😩

overall beautiful dick i want it to find refuge in my mouth

— megumi

another member of the pretty dick society

honestly megumi gives me classy vibes so i feel like he has a classy dick

that being said

his father is toji. 

so.

the apple does not fall far from the tree

baby boy has a thick dick

don’t think it’s too long, maybe around 7 inches? 

but GOD that bitch is thick

leaning a bit more to the veiny side but just slightly, nothing over the top 

same color throughout, a bit more tan towards the top, dark colored tip like a mauve-ish color 

probably very sensitive bless him 

same size throughout but i feel like it has a very gentle curve to the side like not too noticeable but when its inside you def can feel it

overall good dick 

to be expected of daddy ‘gumi <33

— junpei

is this the pretty dick society post

junpei has the prettiest dick of them all 

sweet subby baby boy <33

not too big and not too long 

very average size really maybe a bit on the thinner side??

straight as a ruler 

but God is it pretty

lighter pink tip it’s so pretty too 

very very sensitive 

blow on it and he’ll precum immediately 

he’s so reactive too

gets really shy when you look at it too long 

he might cry the second you lick it you’ve been warned 

don’t think he’s veiny or anything it’s just a very pretty ethereal looking dick

10/10 would suck feverently like he deserves

— yuuji

yeah this is just the pretty dick society post at this point

yuuji has a very nice dick

you just wouldn’t know initially because he doesn’t fucking shave 

someone please give this man a razor 

some nair 

a wax 

something

sukuna takes over one day for the sole purpose of shaving yuuji’s fucking balls because he’s sick of looking at that mangrove of pubes that made home on yuuji’s body

everyone say thank you sukuna cause now we can actually see how pretty yuuji’s dick is

yuuji is a strong boy so he has a strong cock

thick, like quite thick

not very long though he’s probably same range as megumi

megumi & yuuji eiffel tower me challenge

tanned, darker towards the base, dark tip 

like more towards the purple spectrum 

heavy 

curves oh God it curves to the left a little bit

he likes positions where he hits at an angle so you can get the full brunt of his dick fuck

im not a yuuji fucker nope im not a yuuji fucker

part two?

thinking about alisa buying you the most extravagant lingerie and jewels and fucking you while you wear them but not letting you cum because she doesn’t want you to get it dirty

i’m so unbelievably horny on main for her i’m so sorry

₍ ⌨ kakia is typing ... ₎

that’s okay you don’t have to apologize! everyone’s horny on the main from time to time! I finally got to your request hehe. I hope you enjoy ∩^ω^∩

if there’s one thing alisa loves more than anything it’s dressing you up. sometimes you think that she uses you as her very own barbie doll. it’s gotten so bad to the point in which the guest bedroom’s closet is stuffed with clothes, mostly lingerie. the reason? she likes easy access. something primial goes off in her brain when she sees you prancing around the house. only wearing a purple babydoll nightie with crotch less panties.

alisa goes feral when she arrives home from a long shoot and you’re like a puppy waiting for her owner to come home. always so eager, the custom made necklace with her name proudly worn on your bare chest like a collar. various rings adorn your shaking fingers, most notably the huge diamond on your wedding finger.

she wants to break you with every spare moment she comes across. especially denying your orgasms, claiming that you’ll soil the garments. but in reality alisa doesn’t give a fuck. there’s always another pair out there waiting to be bought.

your slick smears all over alisa’s bare thigh as you desperately try to relieve that aching feeling in between your legs. spreading open your folds so you can get maximum pleasure from the friction. alisa has to hold you steady as you start trembling more, the pressure getting tighter and tighter. you feel like you can’t breath, swearing that your heart with burst free.

alisa strokes your cheek while you rest your head on her shoulder. she wipes of the sweat furrowing in your brow, urging you to calm down.

“please gonna cum, please oh please!” you cry out, detaching yourself from alisa’s hold. then spreading your legs wide open for her to see.

“no making messes princess, let me take care of it.” alisa dives in between your folds, sucking on the clit like a nursing baby. her face is covered in your slick, not that she cares. only glad she gets to eat her favorite meal.

“cum on my tongue, I want to taste what you worked so hard on.” she purrs, gathering all the spilling juices from your hole, swallowing it instantly.

“gonna make a mess.” you beg while trying to convince her of it.

“I don’t care. make me wet princess, make me proud.” alisa licks a long stripe, stopping when she feels your clit twitch.

you breath hitches, causing your limbs to shake like crazy. an explicit string of words leave your mouth, letting the waves of your orgasm crash through. your eyes flutter open, meeting alisa’s as she licks her lips then fingers clean.

“yummy.” she playfully smacks your sensitive cunt, causing you to cry out in pain. you pout at her making her laugh.

“not funny.”

aAAa said I was going to pay attention in lecture, but plans were thwarted

thank u lune !! u pretty human u

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WHY DID TUMBLR NOT NOTIFY ME OF THIS

thank u bubba !!!! he looks so pretty !!

HELLO LOVE OF MY LIFE SARA BABY!!!! congrats on 100 bubba so so proud of you as always!!!! you deserve every ounce of affection you receive and more,,,, can i request my fave kenma for your event!! sending you the squishiest of hugs your way MWAH

THANK YOU SWEETS MWAH MWAH WMAH MWAH💞💗💖💗💖

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