I Wonder If I Should Make A Wall For Hakuno-

I wonder if I should make a wall for Hakuno-

Hey, are you into Greek Heroes who are flirty, yet immortal? Into Irish Teachers who will offer to simply teach you rune magic ? Meet Achilles and Scathach. May I ask for a like or a reblog  if you are willing to write with two totally-not-a-snacc muses, please? Thank you!

“Good Evening, Chaldea! As you are all likely aware, it’s the holiday season. So as a way of expressing my thanks for all your hard work and being there for me.. Scathach and I worked together to create a nice resort for everyone! Also a fun tournament where you can all have fun and blow off some steam. What kind of tournament? A Snowball War! I’ll explain what the resort has next first though and the fun you can have there.”

“The resort comes with quite a few things that I hope you’ll all enjoy. Everyone gets their own individual room, those more accustomed to warmer climates have a warmer room than the others too. There is an outdoor hot spring to relax in and it’s divided so men and women have their own sides. Scathach made sure to remind me to announce that any attempts to peep on the opposite side will result in ‘severe punishment’ in the form of rune magic she has hidden in that specific area. If you are ever hungry then there’s a Dining Area that is always stocked with food! For those that want to relax indoors, there is a Lounge Area that has couches and chairs to sit on and a fireplace to warm up by. Though the best area is this long wide open hall! Nothing is currently in there but it can be filled up if any of you decide to run a booth of your very own. You can sell treats, trinkets, or even make a game for people to play! Just fill out a form and submit it here, once you get approval then it’s all good. Now onto the tournament!” 

“One of the best ways to have fun in the snow is a Snowball War! Though to make it more entertaining for everyone, a system has been put into place. In order to participate you must join or make a team with a minimum of three and a maximum of five members! Pick out a team name and leader before sending in your team form. Once we have enough teams registered, the tournament will begin! There are some rules for this to ensure fair play. Noble Phantasms are BANNED and runes have been put in place to lock them away while you are on the battlefield, no exceptions. No putting rocks into your snowballs either, myself and others will be keeping an eye out to make sure that doesn’t happen. This is a friendly war alright? Before matches begin, snow forts will be constructed for each team. Points are earned through how many times you hit the opposing team, not the wall. Though knocking down the forts does leave your opponents more exposed! When a certain amount of time has elapsed, the match will be ended and we shall tally up the scores to see who wins. The winning team of the entire tournament will win a fabulous prize and bragging rights!”

“So that is all for now. Keep an eye out for other fun things heading your way during your vacation! The tournament will launch once there are a good amount of teams and the vacation will last until the 22nd at the most. Have fun everyone and thank you so much!”

It seems like even the workers had time to cut loose now, it was the holiday season after all. “Alright...I would like to join this Snowball fight, who wants to join my sister and I?”

“Ummm...yes actually Artoria, there is. Like Tennis..” He held up a finger then began to count. “There is Baseball...Softball...Squash technically...” Right now he was just listing off sports for the Saber, surprisingly he was somewhat prepared for this? How interesting. 

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“Master–!  Is there such a thing as that game where balls fly at you and you hit them as hard as you possibly can in return, here?  I have forgotten its name at the moment.”

Hakuno blinks as he hears all this commotion and peaks out of his room, having a small break from his paperwork, only to see this chaos.

“Guys, are you all fucking serious right now?”