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❝ for 8000 qp a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞
Meme
“Easy Berserker, do calm down. I don’t think we can pay you 8000 qp a month, the master has to level up other servants as well.” Hakuno spoke calmly, trying not to insight the wrath of the Knight of the Lake.
But it really wasn’t his job to distribute qp, he was mostly working as a technician and helping to clean up the messes the servants made…the messes they made of a regular basis.
…man work can be cruel. Still it was a better life then he and his sister had before.
“Why don’t you try give this offer to the master instead?”
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❥ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 , 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 .
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❛ i can’t believe how much i hate . ❜ ❛ you’ll have to tie me down and then break both my hands . ❜ ❛ cowards only come through when the hour’s late . ❜ ❛ a curse from you is all that i would need right now . ❜ ❛ i am a vulture who feeds on pain . ❜ ❛ when everyone you thought you knew deserts your fight , i’ll go with you . ❜ ❛ you don’t need to run . ❜ ❛ do they know i was grown with you ? ❜ ❛ i love to hate the fight . ❜ ❛ i’m so sorry , i forgot you . ❜ ❛ i never look for conflict for the thrill . ❜ ❛ keep your wits about you while you’ve got them . ❜ ❛ i’ll mourn for a kid but won’t cry for a king . ❜ ❛ promise me this , if i lose myself you won’t mourn a day . ❜ ❛ you don’t get thick skin without getting burnt . ❜ ❛ they want to make you forget . ❜ ❛ i want to be enough . ❜ ❛ i’m still not sure if fear’s a rival or a close relative to the truth . ❜ ❛ i created this world to feel some control . ❜ ❛ you’re a legend in my own mind . ❜ ❛ your eyes do not know me like i know you . ❜ ❛ they know that it’s almost over . ❜ ❛ it’s only time before they show me why no one ever comes back with details from beyond . ❜ ❛ i couldn’t take the pace of change . ❜
Chaldea Resort Starters Part 1
“HASHIRE SO RI WO” “KAZENO YO O NE” “TSUKIMI HADA WO“ “PADORU PADORU“ “If anyone hits me in the face with snow, they’re dead!” “Anyone else too scared to hit the hot springs or is it just me?” “I’m going to go relax in the springs, want to join me?” “This place is nice!” “Let’s go check out the rooms.” “I bet the food is going to run out by the end of the day.” “Even though it’s a resort, we still can’t escape the snow..” “Time to try snowboarding!” “If everyone starts singing Padoru I’m going to LOSE IT.” “I’m not going outside, I’m staying in here where its warm!” “We need to find where the warmer rooms are and beg them to let us in.” “You know what this place needs? More Christmas trees!” “I wonder who all is going to join the Snowball War?” “I’M GOING TO DOMINATE THIS WAR!” “Wait.. Is Nix running this all by herself?” “Uh.. How is the food getting there in the first place?” “Maybe an army of Emiya is in the back?” “Have they decided on who’s going to be Santa yet?” “We need a Santa picked out before Christmas or it’s going to be a disaster!” “What’s the prize I wonder..?” “The bragging rights sound good to me!”
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Chaldea Resort Starts Part 2
“Guys, we are out of sugar.“ "Please tell me you aren’t getting that gift for _.” “Do you think this is a good gift for __?” “Do you hear something?” “Chaos is great. Especially in the holy war of snow balls." "I hear skiing is available, so i was wondering if you wanted to be my skiing buddy.” “Come on! Lets head out of our assigned room and play in the snow. We don’t need to be involved in the snow war.” “The hot springs is open. Wanna join me in checking it out?” “Gods, I am gonna throw so many snowballs at __. Partner with me?” “Want to grab something to eat? I hear some people are cooking sooo.” “There is a shop downstairs, if you need anything.” “Let’s go down the slope and win a prize!” “I hope I don’t hit any trees..” “Did Nix get ANY sleep last night?” “I doubt she did.” “We gotta hurry and join the tournament before it’s too late!” “I swear if I hear Padoru ONE MORE TIME..” “ Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, padoru padoru~” “Did you hear Kirei wanted to use a rocket launcher!?” “That cheater!” “I heard there are runes all over the place, we can’t escape them!” “Some people think this snowball fight is actual war.” “I think I see mistletoe all over the place.. Who put that there?”
Chaldea Resort Starts Part 2
“Guys, we are out of sugar." "Please tell me you aren’t getting that gift for _.” “Do you think this is a good gift for __?” “Do you hear something?” “Chaos is great. Especially in the holy war of snow balls." "I hear skiing is available, so i was wondering if you wanted to be my skiing buddy.” “Come on! Lets head out of our assigned room and play in the snow. We don’t need to be involved in the snow war.” “The hot springs is open. Wanna join me in checking it out?” “Gods, I am gonna throw so many snowballs at __. Partner with me?” “Want to grab something to eat? I hear some people are cooking sooo.” “There is a shop downstairs, if you need anything.” “Let’s go down the slope and win a prize!” “I hope I don’t hit any trees..” “Did Nix get ANY sleep last night?” “I doubt she did.” “We gotta hurry and join the tournament before it’s too late!” “I swear if I hear Padoru ONE MORE TIME..” “ Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, padoru padoru~” “Did you hear Kirei wanted to use a rocket launcher!?” “That cheater!” “I heard there are runes all over the place, we can’t escape them!” “Some people think this snowball fight is actual war.” “I think I see mistletoe all over the place.. Who put that there?”
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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
An unpopular opinion about shipping? Well...just that sometimes Friendships and Family relations can be just as good if not better then romantic ships. I have seen people who have gotten depressed over not getting romantic ones and that bums me out because there is so much more that you can do.
Romantic is great, hell I love romantic shipping BUT, I am open to other kinds of relationships as well.
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I…actually don’t mind fanservice that much, sure it can get rampant and some servants should not get fanservice younger characters I mean. But I do not hate it, I’m a pervert, I enjoy ass and tits. But can anyone sit there and tell me they don’t enjoy seeing sexual things from a specific gender? I know a lot of female fans complain that it’s mostly Female characters that get Fanservice.
But Fate as a series was aimed at a Male demographic, not only that but there actually IS fanservice for female fans, hell in Stay/Night half the guys are running around in body tight suits that show off their ass and chest. Things still have not changed since then.
So no, I am not against fanservice at all.
Chaldea Resort Starters Part 3
“Did you hear about the Great Kitchen Rebellion?” “It was resolved when Tamamo descended from heaven to bring peace to both sides!” “We need to hurry and join a team!” “TO VICTORY! I WILL HAVE THAT PRIZE!” “I heard Shirou has quite the team forming though..” “I heard that Hakunon is a mother to Emiya’s mini emiyas!” “HELL YEAH, EMIYA RIGHTS!” “You DO realize Nix was just trying to let people relax right?” “When is Nix going to relax though? I haven’t seen her sleep!” “I wonder how we can recruit others to join us?” “Ouch.. Did you see how Hakuno ran into that tree on the slope?” “Looks like Nightingale is going to be pretty busy.” “I wonder what the other prizes are though.” “What will it take to get one of the kings to join the tournament?” “I just saw Charlemagne forming a team! Maybe we’ll see Round Table Knights too!” “There’s a chance there will be Singles matches?” “Now’s my chance to hit ___ in the face with a snowball!” “The number of mistletoe around here keeps growing..” “Say no to rocket launchers, Children!” “Think the hot springs is open at this hour?” “Who is the servant that are putting up these spells?!” “Did I see sparks when Achilles slid down the slope?” “ENKIDU THATS CHEATING AND YOU KNOW IT!” “We can win a date at the end of the slopes!?” “Want more blankets and hot chocolate?” “If a demon pillar shows up here, I am one-shotting it.“
Chaldea Resort Starters Part 4
“It was nearly Mistletoe Armageddon here..” “Can you believe some people started eating some!?” “How can Enkidu be okay after how much mistletoe they ate?” “I heard Merlin ate some too!” “After all of Marie and Uzume’s hard work ..” “Now all the mistletoe on display are plastic.” “Nix tried her best to control things but all that extra work..” “Go, Team ___!” “I’m going to cheer on __.” “I wonder if the christmas tree is safe from being eaten..?” “I’m going to crush __! Just you wait!” “Who do you think is going to win?” “I feel sorry for whoever gets hit by Lancelot and Kintoki.” “I’ve been hearing strange noises in that empty room.. What do you think it is?” “Christmas Ghosts?!” “Did you see how far Lancelot flew when he hit that tree?” “I can’t believe Santa failed at sledding..” “Wait. Is Nix still getting enough food for the day?” “How many people cooking in the kitchen again?”
“I can’t believe Santa failed at sledding..”
Meme
“Yeah, I know…it’s actually kind of sad, you know…like you’ve built up this image that Santa would be good at sledding but then you see that and your hopes are dashed. Like..that is some crushing disappointment right there….maybe she should give up being Santa?”
“I feel sorry for whoever gets hit by Lancelot and Kintoki.”
Meme
“Oh shit...they are in this Snowball fight, aren’t they...?” And now Hakuno was a little concerned about joining up. Because those two could throw snowballs hard with their high Strength rank. “I know that, if I join, we will be on opposite teams but...good luck Archer-”
PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains, THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
send me a ✿ and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .
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RELATIONSHIP MEME
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
They’ll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
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RELATIONSHIP MEME
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .
△ rate the top five servants you would want to marry? Also, the top five servants you would least want to marry?
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
“Alright, this is a 2 for the rating, but I shall respond to it. Whom would I marry? Nero, Tamamo, Ereshkigal, Meltryllis and Passionlip, Whom I wouldn’t marry? Elizabeth, Kiara, Medb, Ishtar and Quetzalcoatl.” The worker spoke truthfully, though something about most of the ones he would marry seemed familiar.
…almost as if in another world he did marry two of them.
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
They’ll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.
Answer that question.