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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

❥     𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌  𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇   ,    𝐁𝐘  𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘  𝐎𝐍𝐄  𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒  .

customize  and  /  or  change  pronouns  as  pleased  !

❛  i  can’t  believe  how  much  i  hate  .  ❜ ❛  you’ll  have  to  tie  me  down  and  then  break  both  my  hands  .  ❜ ❛  cowards  only  come  through  when  the  hour’s  late  .  ❜ ❛  a  curse  from  you  is  all  that  i  would  need  right  now  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  a  vulture  who  feeds  on  pain  .  ❜ ❛  when  everyone  you  thought  you  knew  deserts  your  fight  ,  i’ll  go  with  you  .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t need  to  run  .  ❜ ❛  do  they  know  i  was  grown  with  you  ?  ❜ ❛  i  love  to  hate  the  fight  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  so  sorry  ,  i  forgot  you  .  ❜ ❛  i  never  look  for  conflict  for  the  thrill  .  ❜ ❛  keep  your  wits  about  you  while  you’ve  got  them  .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  mourn  for  a  kid  but  won’t  cry  for  a  king  .  ❜ ❛  promise  me  this  ,  if  i  lose  myself  you  won’t  mourn  a  day  .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  get  thick  skin  without  getting  burnt  .  ❜ ❛  they  want  to  make  you  forget  .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  be  enough  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  still  not  sure  if  fear’s  a  rival  or  a  close  relative  to  the  truth  .  ❜ ❛  i  created  this  world  to  feel  some  control  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  legend  in  my  own  mind  .  ❜ ❛  your  eyes  do  not  know  me  like  i  know  you  .  ❜ ❛  they  know  that  it’s  almost  over  .  ❜ ❛  it’s  only  time  before  they  show  me  why  no  one  ever  comes  back  with  details  from  beyond  .  ❜ ❛  i  couldn’t  take  the  pace  of  change  .  ❜

Hey, are you into Greek Heroes who are flirty, yet immortal? Into Irish Teachers who will offer to simply teach you rune magic ? Meet Achilles and Scathach. May I ask for a like or a reblog  if you are willing to write with two totally-not-a-snacc muses, please? Thank you!

❝ for 8000 qp a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞

Meme

“Easy Berserker, do calm down. I don’t think we can pay you 8000 qp a month, the master has to level up other servants as well.” Hakuno spoke calmly, trying not to insight the wrath of the Knight of the Lake.

But it really wasn’t his job to distribute qp, he was mostly working as a technician and helping to clean up the messes the servants made…the messes they made of a regular basis.

…man work can be cruel. Still it was a better life then he and his sister had before.

“Why don’t you try give this offer to the master instead?”  

✯ DRAGON AGE GENERATOR SENTENCES / PART TWO

↪ A list of SENTENCES from the Dragon Age Generator blog on Tumblr, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for profanity and violence.

↪ All parts can be found here.

❝ and they say summoning demons never solves anything! ❞ ❝ are you serious? right in front of my inquisition? ❞ ❝ at this point, the headache i’m developing is preferable to the templar order. ❞ ❝ carry on. i love to kill people. ❞ ❝ date a girl who summons demons. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. getting in all kinds of trouble and saving the world are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. kissing girls and killing templars are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞ ❝ gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? ❞ ❝ getting eaten by dragons is human culture. ❞ ❝ guess i’ll summon demons. ❞ ❝ have you ever licked an apostate in winter? ❞ ❝ he say “do you love me?” i tell him “only partly” i only love my necromancy and my dragons, i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ gather your party and suffer various deaths of body and spirit? ❞ ❝ i am dying of something worse than death. magical fisting. ❞ ❝ i destroy the world because it’s the right thing to do. ❞ ❝ i have a purpose. i have pretty girls. ❞ ❝ i want to be a dog. ❞ ❝ if all else fails, raise the dead. ❞ ❝ if she breathes she’s an abomination. ❞ ❝ improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods. ❞ ❝ it was a dark time. there was one light. dragons. ❞ ❝ it’s a good day to bring doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ it’s nothing personal, i just don’t work with bald people. ❞ ❝ it’s over, ____. i have the egg. ❞ ❝ last night, i saw ____ helping people … then he blew up the chantry. i tell you he must be an abomination or something. ❞ ❝ magic exists to raise the dead and never to save people. change my mind. ❞ ❝ make ____ bald again. ❞ ❝ news of the hour: ____ is an ass. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my dwarf. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my good hair. ❞ ❝ oh, hello … i’m suffering various deaths of body and spirit. would you like to join me? ❞ ❝ once i learn how to unite the lands against the blight it’s over for you bitches. ❞ ❝ press f to unite the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ self care is uniting the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ some people??? destroy the world???? to cope??????? ❞ ❝ sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must put on a dress and dance the remigold. ❞ ❝ the dogs had sought to usurp heaven. but instead, they destroyed it. ❞ ❝ this is so sad alexa summon demons. ❞ ❝ those bastards made me get rid of my goat. poor ser crush-something-soft-and-watch-it-fountain-blood-a-lot. ❞ ❝ though darkness closes, i am shielded by pretty girls. ❞ ❝ what is needed now is not another templar order, but fine dwarven crafts, direct from ____. ❞ ❝ when i was in the circle, demonic possession was only a game. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i brought doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation. ❞ ❝ woman laughing alone with swords. ❞ ❝ you hear that, ____? i’m a giant spider. ❞ ❝ you just can’t throw a decent party without kissing witches. ❞ ❝ you should kiss someone else. like me. i like being kissed. ❞ ❝ your cat is a gift, but it’s also a curse. ❞

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