Chaldea Resort Starters Part 1

Chaldea Resort Starters Part 1

“HASHIRE SO RI WO” “KAZENO YO O NE” “TSUKIMI HADA WO“ “PADORU PADORU“ “If anyone hits me in the face with snow, they’re dead!” “Anyone else too scared to hit the hot springs or is it just me?” “I’m going to go relax in the springs, want to join me?” “This place is nice!” “Let’s go check out the rooms.” “I bet the food is going to run out by the end of the day.” “Even though it’s a resort, we still can’t escape the snow..” “Time to try snowboarding!” “If everyone starts singing Padoru I’m going to LOSE IT.” “I’m not going outside, I’m staying in here where its warm!” “We need to find where the warmer rooms are and beg them to let us in.” “You know what this place needs? More Christmas trees!” “I wonder who all is going to join the Snowball War?” “I’M GOING TO DOMINATE THIS WAR!” “Wait.. Is Nix running this all by herself?” “Uh.. How is the food getting there in the first place?” “Maybe an army of Emiya is in the back?” “Have they decided on who’s going to be Santa yet?” “We need a Santa picked out before Christmas or it’s going to be a disaster!” “What’s the prize I wonder..?” “The bragging rights sound good to me!”

❝ for 8000 qp a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞

Meme

“Easy Berserker, do calm down. I don’t think we can pay you 8000 qp a month, the master has to level up other servants as well.” Hakuno spoke calmly, trying not to insight the wrath of the Knight of the Lake.

But it really wasn’t his job to distribute qp, he was mostly working as a technician and helping to clean up the messes the servants made…the messes they made of a regular basis.

…man work can be cruel. Still it was a better life then he and his sister had before.

“Why don’t you try give this offer to the master instead?”  

Director Da Vinci had just finished the briefing to the staff and the Master of Chaldea, and this worker’s eyes widened, quickly he shot his twin a look. She knew what this meant as well, she knew that after this Chaldea would be shut down...most likely permanently.

Hakuno had to calm his breath, sure no job lasted forever, but this was their best paying job yet, and they actually helped others while doing it, it was a win/win.

But now...now he didn’t know what they could do, find small jobs, go back to the streets again. He was in too much thought before he heard Hakunon speak, as such he spoke up to.

For the Master he forced a smile. “Good luck, don’t let the Witches bite~”

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“I got some antiviruses already… I think we both know what they are for.”

“. . .Yeah, I am aware as to why, ahhh- can I please have some?”

“Good Evening, Chaldea! As you are all likely aware, it’s the holiday season. So as a way of expressing my thanks for all your hard work and being there for me.. Scathach and I worked together to create a nice resort for everyone! Also a fun tournament where you can all have fun and blow off some steam. What kind of tournament? A Snowball War! I’ll explain what the resort has next first though and the fun you can have there.”

“The resort comes with quite a few things that I hope you’ll all enjoy. Everyone gets their own individual room, those more accustomed to warmer climates have a warmer room than the others too. There is an outdoor hot spring to relax in and it’s divided so men and women have their own sides. Scathach made sure to remind me to announce that any attempts to peep on the opposite side will result in ‘severe punishment’ in the form of rune magic she has hidden in that specific area. If you are ever hungry then there’s a Dining Area that is always stocked with food! For those that want to relax indoors, there is a Lounge Area that has couches and chairs to sit on and a fireplace to warm up by. Though the best area is this long wide open hall! Nothing is currently in there but it can be filled up if any of you decide to run a booth of your very own. You can sell treats, trinkets, or even make a game for people to play! Just fill out a form and submit it here, once you get approval then it’s all good. Now onto the tournament!” 

“One of the best ways to have fun in the snow is a Snowball War! Though to make it more entertaining for everyone, a system has been put into place. In order to participate you must join or make a team with a minimum of three and a maximum of five members! Pick out a team name and leader before sending in your team form. Once we have enough teams registered, the tournament will begin! There are some rules for this to ensure fair play. Noble Phantasms are BANNED and runes have been put in place to lock them away while you are on the battlefield, no exceptions. No putting rocks into your snowballs either, myself and others will be keeping an eye out to make sure that doesn’t happen. This is a friendly war alright? Before matches begin, snow forts will be constructed for each team. Points are earned through how many times you hit the opposing team, not the wall. Though knocking down the forts does leave your opponents more exposed! When a certain amount of time has elapsed, the match will be ended and we shall tally up the scores to see who wins. The winning team of the entire tournament will win a fabulous prize and bragging rights!”

“So that is all for now. Keep an eye out for other fun things heading your way during your vacation! The tournament will launch once there are a good amount of teams and the vacation will last until the 22nd at the most. Have fun everyone and thank you so much!”

I did it, I made a wall