Thinking About Lucius Junius Brutus

Thinking about Lucius Junius Brutus…

What if, what if, and hear me out guys-

Bryce Lawerence is an Edgar? I don’t know how much of a universal term Edgar is and I don’t know if I can quite explain it- but please.

Listen to me. Listen, he’s already a menace- why not give him funnier scenarios

“Lawerence why aren’t you ready for the march”

“I just got new Jordan’s dude I can’t crease ‘em already”

The idiot. Translating his messy greasy hair as his stupid bowl cut and he sits there and is like “uh but my hairs like shiny and girls dig that” this is the hill im dying on. There are so many other stupid scenarios- not even just with that but Bryce in general being a nuisance and deranged. Probably busted a kids lip because they ratted that he was vaping or smth-

I dont think about bryce lawrence a lot but i have decided he would be a super senior

hey guys i have things to do that i don’t want to do but i’m very susceptible to peer pressure

10 notes i actually try finish my book (to the lighthouse)

50 notes and i tell my mum i’m a dude

100 notes and i finish a wip (art)

200 notes and i tell my not transphobic friend i’m a dude

500 notes and i tell my somewhat transphobic dad i’m a dude

1000 notes and i write a chapter of my wip

2000 notes and i start transitioning properly

3000 notes and i tell my transphobic friend i’m a dude

Michael distortion design is really hard

I’m drawing more of that one Michael thing but like sillier and better because I can make it better

But- like, uh- first I’ll probably explain how I immediately viewed Michael/the door entity in my head.

Okay so like- when I first heard like Michael talk- or Michael Distortion talk, it describing itself, the descriptions and just how he sounds my first thought is that the door is trying to be human but it’s failing because it doesn’t understand, like- human. Like how an AI will try and draw a human but add random bits because like- it can’t understand it. Like that, where the Door has the base bits but it’s-

Idk if I’m explaining it well but you know how like when procedurally generated algorithms get messed up and suddenly there’s like 12 of the same trees stacked on top of one another? Yeah, like that. How the Distortion is like “uhhhhh. Fucj- I think an eye goes there. People have eyes, yeah.” Of course that’s a comedic representation but mhm. It’s getting things twisted and wrong, like, I’m going in circles but yeah.

This is my justification for giving Michael two extra heads and an extra arm. Thank you for coming to my ted talk, the entire door entity is just a really messed up procedurally generated algorithm. It’s there because totally, uh, that’s not how a human looks but a human has an arm. It’s also probably why in my head he always looks like he’s changing in my brain- there’s no solid form, it’s a constant tangled mess of curls and eyes and hands all twisting and writhing together that I can’t quantify. He’s my favorite eldritch horror guys :3