How Does One Elias Bouchard Hold His Pipe/The Overall Murder Scene

How does one Elias Bouchard hold his Pipe/The overall murder scene

Tw this like entire post is about the proper way to hold a pipe if you wanna effectively hit someone with it several times repeatedly :3 also spoilers for MAG 80

Guys I am simply a writer and this is just for writing and thought experiment purposes, none of this shall or should be applied to real life and it’s just for the haha extended sounds of brutal pipe murder-

What has come to my life-? I’m talking about Elias Bouchard and how he holds the Pipe to murder people- I, there will be actual Percy Jackson stuff soon. Maybe talking about Camp Jupiter and armor and gear and stuff or something however,

Everyone draws Elias with really weird hand positions on the pipe-? That’s a weird thing to say and the art is fantastic but if your beating someone with a Pipe then there seems to be a way I always thought in my head-

Let’s, for the sake that I’m halfway through season 4 consider the only Pipe murder I am currently aware of would be Jurgen Leitner’s, we can work with this. Elias is standing over him at the other side of a desk while Jurgen is seated I believe-? There are a couple ways we can go about this,

1) Elias hits him while they both are in the neutral position at the desk

2) Elias walks over to Jurgen’s side during the conversation and hits him then

3) Jurgen stands up from his chair and then Elias hits him.

I have had to listen to the sound clip so many times for this- I- okay. So, the beginning of the murder still is Jurgen talking, I think audibly a bit worried. I’d like to make the assumption that while Elias is like “bird stuff always a risk about death” that is when the pipe is revealed, Jurgen is taking the moment to try and reason with him and I think 2 and 3 are the most viable due to the sound they use. In 1’s scenario Elias wouldn’t get enough strength in that first swing (due to the desk being in the way, and Elias most likely having to lean over the desk to try and get a strong strike.

Then, the sound- I believe Elias initially hits Jurgen from the side of the head, think like the same ‘row’ that your temples are on, that vague side of the head. Jurgen is heard with a grunt by the first hit; we don’t hear him fall or anything (which makes me suspect it could be a situation of Elias walking over to the other side of the table) and it doesn’t really sound like Elias moves where he hits very much- continuing to strike that original spot; otherwise we’d likely hear the crunch of bone. Am I making the assumption that the sound design would include the crunch and that I would know what hitting a skull with a metal pipe is, oh yeah totally.

Now, that settles how I think this entire thing played out, Elias revealing the pipe as he walks over to the side, Jurgen looks up in old sad man still seated and is trying to reason with Elias, maybe he even attempts to get up and that is when Elias strikes in the right side of his head (just what makes sense to me, it could be the left either it wouldn’t matter much) and repeatedly hits there 11 times (yes I counted the strikes we hear, no I don’t have anything better to do with my time because I’m putting off writing a script) before like dipping or whatever.

Now, the pipe posture if you will. I see so many drawings of Elias’s hands like this,

Raised, and for all intents and purposes from an art sense it’s rad. It’s a dynamic pose and stuff, and of course this is not a critique on artists (who are way better than me) and how they want to draw this fictional man hold his pipe. However this is my brainrot talking on the ‘hey I think this is how he’d get the most effective swing’ because I’ve listened to two seasons back to back and I no longer have a brain.

But; Elias Bouchard wants the most bang for his buck so to speak. I think holding the Pipe like the tried and true baseball bat would provide this. Elias holding it like in my very bad diagram is good if he’d want to poke or stab someone with the pipe, but it’s really effective if you can get that swing in. So yeah, baseball style; hands together near the end of the pipe and over a shoulder or even over his head if you want to be silly with his posing.

Uh, haha okay. I’m sorry but the rot is all consuming and I’ve been thinking about him a lot, also like Peter Lukas and a bunch of the other sillies but this kinda- forced itself out while I was looking at art of the scene. I, uh, :3 that’s all. I like thinking about the mapping and layout and planning of scenes like these and how the visuals might’ve looked if there were visuals. I promise I probably won’t make any more posts like this for a solid while (however, talking about Bryce Lawerence and my thing in SoN are-imagining that he was the one to kill Gwen… maybe.)

(Beware: I mention stuff like gunshots and uh- yeah?)

Michael is so silly I love him, please leave him be Daisy. Wait- no.

Daisy give me back my Michael Crew right now :( I don’t know how to feel about Daisy-

Thought gunshots didn’t scare me that much im crying now lol- that wasn’t rad of Daisy. Daisy kinda annoys me- she’s like- really aggressive (no duh Kleos-)

Poor Michael; doesn’t even get a proper burial. There’s a lot more content warnings for gun violence; oh boy here I go!

Going feral about underutilized Gods including Ares and Aphrodite’s three children

I love Phobos Deimos and Eros. Love them in Pjo (kinda, really like Phobos and Deimos and I’m constantly on the fence about the fact that Eros lost all of his stupid little 12 year old prankster silly guy energy)

Uh anyways

This is my silly little two panel comic. I love them and I need them all to be silly little brothers together. Maybe this will be colored in one day, maybe. Maybe one day I’ll also actually get all three of their designs down but todays not that day

(Maybe I’ll add a third panel and they all get to have sheet masks and be silly and Aphrodite finds them all passed out. I’m so normal about them.)

CAMP JUPITER MAP

I’ve made a version. A version of the map that I don’t think looks half bad- or another draft of the map as this isn’t finished I should say,

(It looks nicer with the sketch layer still on trust me-)

It’s not perfect by any means- I mean, not to scale and buildings aren’t straight but between the Fabricae(?) being along the via Principalis (those buildings at the bottom that are connected, this is where things like bombillo’s would be) to Octavian’s Auguraculum and being allowed to keep to Horrae and Carnae because the 5th, 4th, and 3rd Barracks can all be tucked to the left in the lateri Praetorii I’m very appeased by this

Guys I’m spiraling