I LOVE Heya By Ive

I LOVE heya by Ive

Yujin is such a slayer OMG!

Wonyoung ATE that first prechorus

Liz sounded GORGEOUS

Rei came in so hot with the rap

That music video was amazing. But i will say that i struggled to differentiate between Leeseo and Gaeul like why did they look alike. Honestly when their concept photos were first coming out i mistakenly assumed that Liz, Yujin and Gaeul were all Leeseo at several points. Liz looks so different without bangs it's insane.

But anyway on to the rest of the EP.

How Dulu are we.....everytime wildest dreams plays, I think of Yuyu.

Golden hour.....part 1

Dear Ateez, Edenary, KQ, BBtrippin, even Xikers

If y'all wanted to murder me just say so. These next few weeks won't be easy😩

I wasn't prepared now i just don't know what to feel right now. Someone please tell me there is an artistic reason for this or something

So..... guys.... about ateez's recent photoshoot.....

✨️What✨️in✨️the✨️effervescent✨️Fuck✨️✨️ 😀

Warning: a lot of swearing from this point on. I'm very clear about how much I hate this. Don't fuckin fight me on my opinions I can and will be a cunt about it, if you disagree just fuck off and make your own post to gush about these sad depressing little paper shredded cardboard flavoured sailor boy outfits. I do not care.

What were they thinking??? How the hell do you take men as gorgous as this and somehow turn them into sad looking victorian street urchins?? WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LOOK LIKE PROMOTIONAL POSTERS FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS??????

I'm so fuckin mad ya'll actually have no idea like

Okay I will admit, Captain doesn't look too bad here. I don't love it and I hate whatever the fuck is going on with his hollowed out cheekbones like why does it look like someone took a carving knife to his face oh my god BUT it doesn't make me wanna tear something apart just to feel blood on my hands so that's a pass at least.

This was the first one I saw after the weird ass ot8 one with the feet.

I had hope.

Until I fuckin didn’t.

what. the. FUCK. I GENUINELY HAVE NO WORDS FOR JUST HOW MUCH I FUCKIN HATE THIS STRINGY BITS OF UNCOOKED BACON ASS OUTFIT like-

Oh dear GOD why did they put him in this color of all colors???? Yeo always looks fuckin gorgous he's YEO but somehow this is just NOT working and I wanna cry goddammit what did they DO and the SHOES the fuckin SHOES it looks like a kindergartener's cardboard arts project threw up on a pair of clown shoes I HATE IT so much I can't even put it into words it's an insult to everything I stand for I wanna BURN THEM and the HAT why is it there it looks like a child's cowboy hat got shrunk in the wash why is it on his head there is NOTHING I like about this outfit it can burn in hell.

At the bare fuckin minimum hwa doesn't have the bitchass mike wheeler hair from that one golden hour promo pic but at least in that one the only problem was that he looked meh at best here I just don't know how the fuck to feel like yeah it's hwa and yeah his face looks nice and not like someone drained the blessed life out of it but at the same time it looks like he's wearing a bunch of undercooked pasta so idk. It makes me uncomfortable.

I'm going to cry. i'm going to FUCKING CRY WHAT IS THIS SAD ASS LITTLE SAILOR BOY LOOK????? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD WHO FELL IN A RIVER (not the clean pretty kind)??????? Good lord of everything sane and beautiful above this is Jeong Yunho for crying out loud it IS NOT difficult to ensure that he looks good how does one manage to make him look sad and pathetic and not even in a sexy way just in a "oh my god I got an ick so bad I wanna peel my skin away from my body" kinda way.

AND THIS IS AN ISSUE I HAVE WITH JONGHO AND SAN TOO THESE MEN HAVE THE MOST STUNNING BODY PROPORTIONS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE JUST SHY OF THAT OOMPA LOOMPA FILTER ON TIKTOK SOMETHING'S OFF AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME IT ISN'T I'VE STARED AT THEM LONGER THAN I'VE EVER STARED AT MYSELF I KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING AND I DON'T LIKE IT

And this. Oh my god wooyoung. Bestie. What did they DO TO YOU 😭😭 WHY DOES MY BOY LOOK LIKE SOME PREPPY COLLEGE BOY WHO GOT WASHED UP ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH NOTHING BUT THE WASHING HE WAS CLEARLY PUTTING UP because WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CLOTHESPINS I genuinely do not understand what they were going for with that not even the little paper plans can save this I'm so upset.

I'm actually tearing up. Sannie, what did they DO TO YOU???? Why does he look like a toddler that wet the bed and fell into the laundry basket on his way to tell his mum?? Why does the THING on his head look like a pair of granny panties???? Why does whatever's in his hand look like mr bean's fuckin teddy got put through a lawn mower????? At least the Aniteez concept photos had the decency to be CUTE sailor boy what the fuck is THISSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭

*exhales slowly* take. the fucking. shoes. OFF.

This is Choi Jongho. C h o i J o n g h o. It's really not that hard to make sure that my man looks good. How the actual FUCK do you somehow manage to fuck that up into whatever the godforsaken wilting broccoli THIS is??? I've already spoken on how much I HATE the cardboard clown ass monk slipper shoes and how disproportionate the lighting or whatever makes him look and I really lack the energy to elaborate further because the next one is a doozy I saved the worst for last SONG MINGI

When I said sad victorian child THIS IS WHAT I MEANT?!??!?! HE LOOKS SO DEAD AND LIFELESS???? HE'S JUST FUCKIN STANDING THERE WITH...... what the fuck is that even??? Clothespin got stuck to the hat???? The granny panty ass hat??? I don't fuckin know but if these were promotional pics for a series of unfortunate events they were definitely shooting to cast this man as count olaf with that fried ass hair because OH MY GOD why does it look like they just plucked half of it tf out???? What did they DO???? Put him in the fuckin air fryer leeknow style???? Because actually do they hate him???? I'm so angry oh my god

Anyone who says they like this is delusional and a LIAR

I'm so mad I needed to make this post otherwise @beenbaanbuun and @everyonewooeverywhere would never hear the end of it actually you may still never I'm beyond pissed I'll probably start up again tomorrow

I'd even take Nero yunho over this you guys

NERO YUNHO

THIS SLUTTY DRACO MALFOY ASS BITCH

God I'm so fed up.

It's been a while so here's how i rank IVE SWITCH after listening to it a couple of times. I am not a professional music critic or even particularly knowledgeable about music. This is just what i liked about the EP

1. Heya

Love at first listen. Again Rei's opening rap, Wonyoung's prechorus, Leeseo's rap, Liz's voice. That bridge. I also loved the final chorus and the way everything just felt more bigger and louder. Definitely going to be one of my favourite title tracks from them.

2. Ice queen

I think i like this one beacuse it reminds me of love dive in a way. I like the chorus, and the atmosphere? I don't know if that's the word that the song creates. It feels very chilly and distant and calculating in the best way.

3. Accendio

I love that prechorus but I'm a bit mixed on the chorus itself. It's catchy and addicting on some days but on other days it feels meh. The prechorus and post chorus are the stars of this song.

4. Blue heart

I really like the meaning behind the song and the song itself while not my favourite has been growing on me.

5. Wow

It's a cute song. That's it. It's a cute song to start my morning with.

6. Reset

It's a good thing this song is at the end cuz i mostly just go back to the beginning and listen to heya. Perhaps it will grow on me in the future but for now. It's just one of those forgettable bsides that does nothing for me

Watching the coachella performance. Yeosang, Yunho and Seonghwa look like they could be the byronic lead main character in a gothic novel. I lowkey need a gothic inspired tv show with them playing brothers it would look so good.