I Step Up To The Mic. I Say: The Actual Cursed Child Is Cedric. The Crowd Boo And Throw Tomatoes At Me

i step up to the mic. i say: the actual cursed child is cedric. the crowd boo and throw tomatoes at me as i leave. they don’t know i’m right.

Just thought about Scorpius having dimples. And. Just. Imagine the power this man holds over Albus and all of us and then he has the audacity to have DIMPLES as well.

this is for those who despair over seeing ships or tropes that make them uncomfortable while they do their little scrolly-scroll on ao3, acting like they aren’t responsible for their own internet experience

(alternatively, the back button also works)

Since everyone seems to share their playlists here’s mine!

*Grabs my celiac by the throat* YOU

scorp would text this to albus