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jk rowling: look at all these canon straight couples i made!
literally everyone:
Dear Evan Hansen x Cursed Child 🙌
my personal favorite edit i’ve made
these were pretty fun to make ngl
im having an aneurism trying to read this 😭 love aaron 🫶
my jerik edit that tiktok took down the frigging sound of 😀
all of the HPCC actors as gods that i own
OMFG I LOVE THEM SMMMMM DIEJLCNWKCJSLXJALKDLSNSX
i record bootlegs now, selling the rest of this one for $500 🥰 (joking, i only got a few scenes and the quality is shit anyway lmao. also for anyone wondering this is year 5 broadway cast, joel meyers and erik christopher peterson)
im so glad that i caught this on recording 😭😭😭 erik yelled way too loud, joel got spooked, erik stopped for a second before continuing 💀💀💀
real
I looovee listening to music (i relate everything to scorbus)
the only good recording i got during cc trip #6 😭😭
THE FLUFF, IT BURNSSSSS
Scorbus Proposal Headcanon
Scorpius tries out for the Slytherin quidditch team. He’s nervous and doesn’t expect to make it, but he does. When the results are posted he can’t contain his excitement as he reads Scorpius Malfoy - Seeker.
We know that the Scorpius in the dark timeline was an incredible Seeker. Umbridge reminds him that ”there’s rarely a snitch you don’t catch.” He must have those abilities tucked away somewhere, and he’s finally able to realize how talented he is once he makes the team.
(At first I thought that the other players were going easy on him/letting him win because they were terrified of the Scorpion Prince. But that wouldn’t make sense because they would have no control over the snitch.)
He’s an incredible flier. Albus (and most of the school, honestly) are surprised because he usually trips over his feet in the halls. But he’s fast as a whip and twice as deadly on the quidditch pitch.
He had a lot of practice when he was younger. Draco (as he admits in the script) always wanted to be a professional quidditch player. So when little Scorpius shows interest in learning to play, Draco immediately buys him the fastest broom, the best gear, and his very own snitch to practice with.
He practiced playing Seeker because he grew up isolated from most children his age. They, and their parents, would torment him relentlessly, and Draco decided he’d rather have his son face loneliness than constant harassment. It’s hard to find a full roster of players when all the kids his age try to hurt him, verbally and physically.
He has no gauge for how “good” a Seeker his age usually is, and during the first match of the season he catches the snitch before the opposing team event has time to score a single point.
Albus is unspeakably proud of him. He tells him so, repeatedly. That night Slytherin throws a celebratory party in the common room. Scorpius is the center of attention and Albus is jealous of every wizard and witch that tries to make a move on him. Hours into the party Scorpius pulls Albus aside to ask him what’s wrong. Albus, who has been drowning his sorrows in firewhiskey, blushes furiously and stammers out excuses.
But Scorpius is so close and Al wants to kiss him so badly. And so he does. He runs off, panicked and terrified that he’s just ruined everything, but Scorpius follows him. Albus is too panicked to listen to anything Scopius is saying, so he rushes forward and kisses him to silence his worries. It’s the first of many hundreds of kisses to follow.
Years later, Albus naturally decides to propose. They’ve been best friends, kindred spirits, soulmates, since they were children, and Al wants the ring to be special.
He sends an owl to Professor McGonagall asking to have the snitch from their sixth year, the one Scorpius caught at the first match. She obliges, and he has the snitch melted down and forged into a beautiful engagement ring.
Albus proposes, kneeling down on one shaking knee, but of course Scorpius was always going to say yes :)
exactly. also, id like to say that the edit he reposted was mine :>
me 🤝 joel
scorbus
heres the edit i made that joel and erik reposted with gay comments
omg what is that. OMG, WHAT IS THAT.
to anyone who’s birthday is today :>
I got a brilliant idea for a fanfic: Scorpius is a werewolf, got bitten when he was super young, that's why Draco and Astoria keep him in Malfoy manor all the time. He hides it pretty similar to the way Remus hid being a werewolf in ATYD, pretends to be sick and sleep at the hospital wing but is really in the shrieking shack. and eventually albus finds out, possibly becomes an Animagus to keep him company (just like Sirius, James and peter, but I'm not sure about that part) and then eventually albus is looking all over to find a cure to being a werewolf to help Scorp, figures it out and finds a cure (IDC if it's impossible) and finally be known as something other than Harry's disappointing son, he finally becomes well known for what HE did and not what his father did. And the tally marks on Scorpius's wand, which is his soul counting the days till Hogwarts or self-harm, will be the number of full moons he's had to endure.
i have had this idea for a fic for months but i suck at writing, if anyone wants to write it and give me idea credits lmk!
Chapters: 6/12 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Severus Potter, Rose Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Hugo Weasley Additional Tags: Harry Potter Next Generation, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Harry Potter AU, Scorbus, Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter - Freeform, sort of bad boy Albus, sort of??¿?, idk - Freeform Summary:
Sweet Scorpius transfers to Hogwarts for his seventh year.
He meets Albus, who is known, mostly, for breaking hearts and losing his temper.
But this isn't a story about meeting someone who's terrible for you and falling for them anyway. Maybe Scorpius needs Albus just as much as Albus needs Scorpius.
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So I started writing this in 2017 and I am finally coming back to edit existing chapters and finish this fic.