Hello! Can We Get A Soft/needy Alucard Headcanons With His S/o? Fem Or Gn, Whatever You Feel Comfortable

Hello! Can we get a soft/needy Alucard headcanons with his s/o? Fem or gn, whatever you feel comfortable with. Thank you 😊

✿ You walked through the halls of Hellsing's manor, your steps slow yet your kinda of short figure remained straight and prideful. You stopped on your way into the kitchen once you spotted two soldiers whispering to each other in a low tone.

✿ One of them held a fine-designed bottle with a red liquid that seemed like wine. (Let's be honest, every one of you knows pretty well what is inside the bottle).

✿ "It's your turn to deliver this" The chubby one pointed out.

✿ The tall-skinny soldier frowned at his partner's suggestion. 'Have you lost your mind!? There's no way I'm going down there. God knows what that sinister monster has in store for people like you and me!"

✿ "I will get this" You spoke suddenly with your hand reaching out, startling both of them as a result.

✿ The soldiers gazed at you and then at each other before they finally stared back at you with unsure expressions.

✿ "Are you sure you can-" The chubby began to say but the other man interrupted him abruptly as he grabbed the 'wine' and gave it to you.

✿ Without a word you turned on your heel and walked away, holding the glass bottle with both hands behind your back. You heard a weak "Be careful" But instead of feeling the slightest concern, the smirk across your face grew bigger.

✿ On your way down to the long rocky stairs of the estate's basement, a thought crossed your mind. 'Cowards, what a disappointment for the Hellsing organization".

✿ "Indeed, my princess" Alucard's deep voice echoed within the walls with an amused laughter following shortly after.

✿ "How many times will I tell you to not read my thoughts without my permission?" Your tone was serious but Alucard knew better you were just joking around.

✿ "How much time will it take you to know that I am only teasing you, my beloved?" The vampire king's grin widened showing his pure white teeth along with his sharp fangs.

✿ You gave out a deep sigh and looked straight into his glowing eyes. "Catch" Without a second warning, you threw the glass bottle at his direction. You gave him a satisfied grin when his hand caught the desired object in the air with such ease.

✿ Your eyebrow raised a bit once Alucard glanced at you while patting gently his lap with one hand.

✿ "Not until I'll be sure you're no longer 'thirsty'" You answered with closed eyes and a gentle smile.

✿ "You do remember my vow to you, don't you, princess?" Alucard questioned calmly.

✿  "How much time will it take you to know that I am only teasing you, Alucard?" You joked as you made your way to him. You sat on his lap and wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him in for a loving embrace. "I missed you", You whispered to him.

✿ It took him a whole minute but he returned the loving gesture by embracing you back. Covering your upper body almost completely with his long arms.

✿ One hand reached up and began to caress the back of your head while the other was giving your back gentle rubs. His eyelids closed slowly and a genuine smile appeared across his lips, he finally had you in his arms after so many hours of waiting for you to pay him your every night visit. "My princess, you have no idea how much I craved your touch" Alucard's voice sounded like a blissful melody, as he had already rested the side of his face against yours. The low tone of his voice along with the soft waves of his breathing hit your ears ever so softly. His lips gave your cheek a sweet kiss, making you grin a bit as you bury your face into the crock of his neck, and nuzzle his pale yet smooth skin. A fair chuckle escaped him. "is my beloved one too tired to roam the night with me?" Alucard laughed sarcastically at your half-sleeping state.

✿ "I haven't even the strength to respond to your arrogant stupid words properly" You sounded so exhausted. "I worked all day, I know it is my turn to stay up through the night with you but...it's not always easy for me as it is for you"

✿ "There's no reason to explain yourself to me about your human needs. If you wish to stay put and rest for the night then I am more than willing to enjoy a peaceful evening with no one else but you my dear" Alucard held you against him, noticing how your breathing began to slow down as you fell asleep into his embrace. The monster and the man inside him laughed in amusement. How could such a little mortal like yourself change the ruthless beast inside him? Alucard will remain awake to guard what's most precious to him and treasure such moments between you both.

This is a special request from anonymous! <3

Summary: Devils S/O who can sing beautifully and has a feet disability

Small warning!: Sense this is such a specific request I might get some thing incorrect so please let me know if anything offends you or may cause you some uncomfortableness! I really do hope this is as accurate as you want it to be and I hope this helps you in whatever way it can! ^^ also sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes!

Small note!: So for anyone confused I take specific request in the DMs if you don’t want to say it by inbox, this is just to make people comfortable and this is open to anyone!. <3 and to anon I hope this is long enough! I didn’t wanna copy much off of my other HC cause I didn’t wanna seem rude but I hope I added enough!

Fandom!: Cuphead and mugman/the cup brothers!

Daily song suggestion!:

❤️‍🔥 The Devil ❤️‍🔥

This man is a little show off so whenever you have to use your walking stick he usually swaps it for a more luxurious one, of course it’s still built to your comfort just with a bit of glam to it!

The Henchmen are at your service whenever and wherever literally sometimes it gets concerning how fast they come to help you with something-

Sense walking can be a discomfort to you especially if your walking a long distance he usually has a demon set up your wheelchair for you! He also makes a few follow you just incase

Breakfast in bed every day if you want honestly! Name what you want and you have it!

He doesn’t really trust people with you other then maybe his henchmen and kingdice but even then whenever you need help with something he’ll be there half of the time!

The cup brothers definitely tease him about it whenever they can but they are careful due to him being the devil and all 💀

He stuck to your side almost everyday no matter where you are, he just like knowing your okay and safe!

He absolutely loves when you sing to him, he’s a bit embarrassed about it though, sometimes he does ask you to sing him to sleep it might seem silly but it actually does help him a lot!

He loves cuddling up to you in your guys bed, I feel like his main affection is physically affection! So expect a lot of cuddle sessions

Hates to ambit it but you have made him a bit of a better person, and honestly his henchmen absolutely adore you for that!, they love how you remind him to say please and thank you and actually appreciate their work :*)

You hang out with the cup brothers much to the devils dismay, the more time you spend with the cup brothers the whiner and annoyed the devil gets, bro literally drags you away sometimes-

Like said in my other HC he absolutely loves when you pet/brush through his fur it calms him down so much, and the henchmen have gotten saved by you multiple times by this, if you hug him or brush his fur or even just enter the room he’s almost in tranced so much so that he forgets why he was even angry and just goes to hang out with you

Like I’ve said before he loves showing you off has his partner! And if anyone doesn’t like it internal damn nation seems like an appropriate punishment to the devil:’)

If you have a sweet tooth I’m amusing you like ice cream and most of the time if the devils busy cuphead and mugman tag along

But sometimes when that icecrem man mugman ABSOLUTELY DESPISES comes over he becomes supper anxious and nervous around the man

Sometimes he can hold in his anger and just goes a bit ballistic- so you and cuphead are usually the ones who have to pry him off the poor man-

He does though eventually apologizes for his out burst 

Sometimes even though he finds the Cups annoying the Devil likes to tag along just to see this outburst he finds it absolutely hilarious 💀

On another note (sorry for the weird jumps) The devil has his own special box that no one is aloud to touch other then him and you, it mostly contains Valuable items like photos of you and him and small gifts you hav bought him!

Overall this man loves spoiling you rotten, he just can get enough of you! Your love is contagious and it just softens up his cold heart sometimes.. he absolutely adores you inside and out no matter what <3 I just hope you can handle his sassy personality 💀

hey guys so sorry I haven’t been posting much!<3 I’ve been having some personal issues to handle so just know I’ll still be writing just less, I’m so sorry again! Also thank you to my special anon for being so patient!

Don't know if I could possibly ask for another request but I will be bold enough to do so I just hope you will accept it.

I'd like to ask for headcanons for Sébastian and Claude having the same S/O and fight over her, trying to be the 'favorite pne', undo each other, ways they show affection and tenderness to her and stuff.

Fandom: Black Butler

Genre: SFW Headcanons

Rated: G

Admin Harmony🐯: I have decided to make them both overly affectionate AU because i think it would be funner to write so I hope you enjoy it!

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Overly Affectionate!Sebastian Michaelis and Overly Affectionate! Claude Faustus fighting over an s/o Headcanons

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❀ The one word that I can best describe the situation like this is...intense.

❀ If you read my Affectionate Sebastian headcanons then we all know that Affectionate Sebastian is very intense.

❀ And let me tell you, Affectionate Claude can be equally as affectionate as Sebastian.

❀ I mean one affectionate demon is too much can you just imagine two of them and they are fighting over you?

❀ You will either love this or hate it there is no in between I am very sorry.

❀At least you will get quite a bit praise from the both of them.

❀If you enjoy receiving compliments than these two will definitely give them to you.

❀The sweeter and more romantic the better!

❀Another thing they will both do is give you gifts that you always wanted. It could be from the sweets you wanted or a piece of clothing or jewelry. Whatever you want they will get it for you no matter what.

❀ You will be drowning in items that both of them have given you over a period of time and let me tell you, there will be so much.

❀ you will basically look like this with all the things that the two of them had given you:

❀Everything that Affectionate Sebastian and Claude will do will be over the top. They just want you to have all the finer things in life.

❀Another overwhelming thing is obviously the affectionate part.

❀They are both needy for your touch.

❀Again, you will either love it or hate it because they will literally just sit there and they will both give you kisses.

❀I ain't gonna lie it's kinda hot seeing the two of them passionately kissing you.

❀Like Sebastian would kiss all over your face while claude will kiss all over your neck.

❀ Keep in mind they are also overly affectionate demons so to keep it kind of pg I will say there be a lot of hickeys and bruises by the end of all three of you guys "affectionate time"

❀Awhile all of this happening they will both become quite hostile with each other saying things that would offend and degrade one another.

❀ There will be times where you will have to be like alright you two need to chill because sometimes it will lead to actual fighting.

❀I just think that if you don't like having two overly passionate and affectionate demons trying to one up each other and prove to you that they are better than the other then you just need to dip. Because there are times where it can be stressful and too much.

❀ But if you enjoy all the gifts, Them constantly complimenting you, and being affectionate then I wouldn't worry about it too much.

❀ Besides at least you get nice things out of it and kinky, great sex out of it so what's really the harm in that?

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Sebastian, what kind of books does Y/n like to read? (I'm referring to books we have in modern day).

Sebastian: Well as a matter of fact she really likes the Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes ones very much and she has a fondness for Oliver Twist too. I must admit she isn't one who likes to read very much, she prefers to hear much more so I am the one who's reading her a few chapters every time before she sleeps for night"

For your sake (Basil x read x Ratigan) Chap3

The rat in the potrait

Mrs. Judson and Basil's partner were smiling at the beautifully emotional view of you two as some tears of joy made their way down to the corners of the old woman's eyes.

"M-Mrs Judson....whatever is the matter?' The kind doctor questioned in slight confusion and placed a comforting hand over her shoulder.

"Oh My apologies Mr. David, it's just...these two haven't seen each other for years, and now that they're reunited...I can't help but feel happy for them. Only if you knew what they've been through" She whispered through her silent cries.

"Oh, then perhaps...with their permission, of course, you can tell me one day. I'd be more than happy to learn more about Basil's past. And As I can see..." He glanced over at his friend who was still hugging you. "It'll be very interesting-" Dawson gasped at the sight of the wound over your back. "Goodness gracious, Basil look!"

The detective broke the hug and turned you around, his eyes winded in terror...you could say he almost freaked out however his logic helped him remain calm as he swept you off your feet and held you in his arms. "Dawson, I believe you know what you have to do"

"Yes, yes...right away Basil!" His partner said quickly and rushed over the upstairs to get what he needs to treat your injury properly.

Meanwhile, your beloved detective had placed you to sit over a near table and helped you lift your upper clothes just a bit so the injury would be exposed. "Mrs. Judson helped me clean the blood away but It still hurts" You commented casually.

"I will never be able to understand how you always end up finding yourself in the most dangerous situations reporter" Basil commented back before he took a chair and sat right in front of you. "Tell me exactly what happened back there"

"Before I would visit you I wanted to take care of my old apartment but a stray cat was lurking there and they attacked me....in the end, a stranger saved me and so I was able to come to you safely" You explained calmly and watched the doctor who walked back in the living room.

"I am afraid your wound needs to be sewed so it will close completely" He walked behind you and placed the aid kit right beside you.

Your skin tensed once you felt the wet cotton from the xylocaine against your flesh. It hurt but you can surely handle it, however, your attention caught Basil who took your hands to his and glanced up to you with a confident smile.

"Once you told me you'd return to London for good it made me feel extremely happy but also quite suspicious, what about your job?'

"My former job you mean. Yeah, indeed something happened. My ex-boss was cleaning black money by confronting his 'business' fellows with pictures from personal moments with their forbidden lovers. I managed to find enough proof to reveal the truth but also I got fired along with the rest of the people who used to work there. So after that, I decided nothing was holding me back and I decided to return to London and make a new start"

"A hero who isn't afraid no matter what the consequences might be. You haven't changed at all reporter and I am proud of you" His thumbs were stroking the surface of your hands.

"And you seemed to do much better...from how much you have developed yourself as about your work methods, and of course your success as DETECTIVE!!!" You shouted in pain as the needle made its way through your flesh. Fortunately, Basil was able to hold you in place at the right moment as doctor Dawson continued his job.

"I am sorry my dear, it won't take long" Just like Dawson said it didn't take long before bandages were wrapped around the specific area. "Mmm...I feel much better now. Thank you, dear doctor" You smiled and shook your hand with his who chuckled to your thanks.

"It was my duty to help such a good lady like you....who's friends with Basil. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my room, I feel really tired and I suggest you take plenty of rest as well" He told you before he said his goodnight to Basil and Mrs. Dudson before he made his exit from the living room.

"Alright let's help you...down" You heard Basil saying but it was too late to refuse any of his assistance as he had already lift you off the table, now holding you by the waist with your feet automatically wrapped around him and supporting yourself with your hands placed over his shoulders.

"I don't think that's the proper way to let me down, detective" You commented with light pink cheeks and a small smirk.

"Are you sure about that, reporter?" The detective smirked back while walking and then placed you to sit over the sofa.

Once you realized what just happened you chuckled nervously mostly to yourself and rolled your eyes away. "Yeah, you're right"

"I am always right" He beamed proudly with a smug grin and closed eyes.

"I am not gonna even bother to give an answer" Your sarcasm didn't seem to affect him even a little since the only response he gave was to ruff the top of your head, a thing that made you chuckle in amusement and bring a smile to him as well.

"Stay here I am gonna bring some of my clothes for you to wear" He didn't give you time for a word to come out from you as he was already walking upstairs.

As you were about to pay a closer look and see how much the living room's decoration had changed, Mrs. Judson walked over to where you were with a tray full of cheese crepes and two cups of hot pumpkin flavor tea. You looked over her with a soft smiled and opened your arms wide. Not even a few seconds passed as the old woman placed the tray over the small table and now was down on her knees hugging you warmly. "How do you always know what I need mom?" You questioned almost in a whisper.

"A mother always knows what you need....even an adopted one" You both giggled as you buried your face to her shoulder, having the desire to breathe in her blissful scent that always says 'your mother is here...for both of your and Basil'.

Speaking of the devil...the detective was already back, you turned your head to see him standing right beside the sofa you were sitting with one of his white shirts and black pants hanging from his one arm. "Not even an hour passed since she finally came back to us and you already are doting on her, Mrs. Judson?"

"Look who's talking" Your reply was once again sarcastic however, Basil knew better it hid tease and sweetness behind it.

"The greatest mouse detective in London, thank you" He smirked down at you before you giggled and gave a playful light punch to his chest, which made him chuckle in return.

"Greatest detective....it'd be appreciated if you could kindly walk over the kitchen for a while...you're not gonna be the one who will help Y\N change now will you?" Mrs. Judson stood up straight and glanced over Basil with a rather firm expression with her hands placed over her hips.

The detective handed her the clothes and with a snob half-lidded-eyed face he turned on his heel to walk away. He didn't even have time to walk past the door as Mrs. Judson grabbed his wrist and forced him to bend down to height as if she wanted to whisper to him something short like a secret.

"Once you'll set foot over there, please make sure to check the oven, I am baking both your favorite dessert" She whispered silently and pushed him through the door that closed immediately once he entered the kitchen.

After some time you let your body fall gently back to the sofa as the sigh of relief escaped from your mouth. "Ah, that feels much better" You commented softly.

Mrs. Judson couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of you feeling all dry and relaxed. "Oh Mr. Basil there you are, is...everything alright?" She turned away from you to face him.

"Indeed, you can go and have a look yourself. Also, I thank you from mine and Y\N's part for the cheese crepes and the tea"  He moved and placed a chair right across the sofa you were before he took a seat.

"You don't have to thank me for such simple stuff. Anyway, I better leave you two alone to chat. I will be up to the attic and prepare the extra bed we have for our Y\N"

"I was about to ask you if need my help with this matter, I mean it might be pretty heavy for you to pull it all the way over my bedroom..." He said before he took a sip from his cup.

A wide smiled made its way to the corners of your lips once you heard what Basil just said. Sleeping in the same room with him? That reminded you of a lot of old yet fun memories you and your dearest friend shared together.

"Oh no, it's fine. I may be old but my strength hasn't failed me yet" You watched her sending you a playful wink and walk away.

"Does your injury still hurt?' Basil pointed out in curiosity.

"A bit...but I can handle it, not to worry" You smiled nervously as you felt your cheeks warmed up again. "H-Hey, the house has a phone now!"

"What....? Oh, yes! We placed it just a few days ago, it cost somehow but it's was worth the money for sure. Now I don't have to walk all the way over the telephone booth just for a call and people can ask for my assistance from there too" He explained while staring over the wall where it was placed.

"I can also see your passion for science and creation isn't lost through the years" You praised once your eyes caught the second long table where many science objects like flask bottles, chemical glasses, and much more stuff lied here and there. randomly.

"I bet your wild passion for taking pictures is still that strong as well" The detective smiled as you were chewing a cheese crepe happily.

"You know me very well detective, as I know you. Both of us have passions that lead us forward through our lives but that doesn't mean we won't be there for each other no matter what, after all, that was the vow we gave a LONG time ago

"I remember very well what we promised back then, and that's why you will stay with me as much as possible. It might take a long for the mouse police to chase the cat away from your apartment for good, plus getting your house back to normal will take a while too. I mean, you should come here from the very start. You know quite well this house belongs to you as much as it does to me, we grew up here together for god's sake! And if you'd come to me that blasted cat wouldn't hurt you" He crossed arms and looked quite disappointed while in reality, he was worried about how much worst things could be, like what if that cat would actually... He shook his head in a try to get this horrible thought out of his mind.

The scolding didn't make your smiled drop even a bit. You loved the fact that your detective still cared for you as deeply as you care for him as well.

The conversation went rather smoothly after that as you both talked about many topics while eating. It was getting late when you finished with your food, now with a full and satisfied stomach you slowly stood up from the seat.

"Wait!" Basil got off his chair and held you by the shoulders gently. "Please don't move that abruptly, you need to be careful"

"Don't worry that much" You laughed as you casually turned your gaze to look upon the fireplace only to see the portrait of a certain rat hanging up there along with a lot of newspaper pieces and aside from all these a small solid brass handbell with a wood handle.

"Wh-who's that..." Your eyes winded when drops of sweat appeared on your face and for an unknown reason, your breath became heavier as the seconds passed and your vision slowly went to black.

The last thing you heard was Basil's voice screaming out for you. "Y\N!"

Anonymous requested: "headcannons about Alucard and Alexander Anderson being in love with the same S/O?"

I was feeling more in the one-shot mood, so I hope you like this either way.

Alucard and Alexander Anderson Being in Love With The Same S/O

It started at the National Gallery, where you tagged along with Sir Integra, Walter, Seras and (you think?) Alucard. Tbh, he disappeared the moment you all stepped out of the limo, so you imagine the flirtatious vampire has wandered off to find a dark closet to rest in before being called upon when if things go awry. Seras, too, leaves you three, mentioning something about “finding a good plan B”, whatever the hell that meant. So that just left you, Sir Integra, and Walter, to wander about the marble hallways of paintings, waiting for your company to arrive.

If only they would show up on time for once…

“What nuisances,” Integra grumbles, before turning to you. “Go see if you can weed them out. I’m positive they are perusing the exhibit, purposefully wasting our time.”

“Of course, Sir,” you obey, bowing slightly before making your way through the maze-like museum. You think whoever the Iscariot sent to London; they must stick out of the average crowd. Scanning the public for holy robes, uniforms, hell, even a gun or sword, you fail to spot anybody who could be your tardy visitors. You resort to exploring the forbidden staff area, knowing that both Hellsing and the Iscariot have the pompous balls to break simple rules. Opening doors with obvious ‘DO NOT ENTER’ and ‘PRIVATE PROPERTY’ signs, but finding most of them locked, you sigh in disappointment, deciding to make your way back to your boss.

But then you spot a familiar head of blonde hair. “Seras, is that you? What the hell are you doing back here?” you call to her, seeing the young vampire in an unfamiliar uniform. She gives you a cheeky smile and an awkward wave, before disappearing around a corner. Tailing her, you run back down the hall, only to turn the same corner and collide into what you could only assume to be a wall, solid and sturdy as you smack face first and begin fall to the ground. Startled and blurry-eyed, you prepare to break your fall before a very long and strong arm catches you around your shoulders.

“Woah there, miss. Are you alright?” an unfamiliar Irish-tongued man asks, lifting you back onto your feet. You rub your sore forehead, blinking your vision back to coherency before looking up…up….and up to your Irish wall. Christ, he’s tall.

“Haha, yes, indeed you can thank our lord and saviour for that.”

“Oh wow, did I say that out loud? I’m so sorry—” you spy the golden crucifix and clerical collar around his neck, “—Father. I shouldn’t have been running. I saw that my friend got a bit lost and…well she’s gone now.” You huff in annoyance, knowing you’ll give Seras a good talking to later. She’s becoming too much like her new master as of late.

“All is well, my dear. Actually, I have found me’self a bit lost as well; the museum is just so beautiful that I stumbled off course!” he laughs jovially.

You smile back, knowing you’ve found your man. “Actually, Father, you are just the person I’ve been looking for.” You lift your arm band slightly for the priest to see, telling him your name and position in the Hellsing Organization.

You see his cheerful smile damper a bit at the Hellsing insignia on your uniform, before quickly recovering. “I see. Father Alexander Anderson, at your service, my dear.” He bows his head towards you, “please call me Alexander. After all, you and I come from two very different clergies, I imagine.”

“A pleasure, Alexander. Although, I like to keep my faith ambiguous,” you add. “Sir Integra is waiting for you in the Sainsbury Wing, if you would please follow me.” You raise an arm in the direction out of the staff wing.

“What about your wee friend?”

“Oh, I’m sure she’ll find her way spontaneously back. Come, let’s not keep Sir waiting any longer, she can be quite the impatient woman.”

Alexander follows you back into the exhibits, making small talk along the way by commenting on the many displays. While a member of Iscariot, you discern Alexander to be a kind man with an eye for art. He tells you small sermons associated with some of the more Italian pieces, amazing you with his theological knowledge, and letting him know so. You never imagined your enemy to be so enjoyable to talk to. But you suppose he’s only your enemy by association.

“I take it you are familiar with Hellsing’s pet vampire, dear?” he suddenly asks out of the blue, making you stop your trek in surprise. His tone is pleasant, but his face tells something more. You recognize it as hidden disdain, masked behind innocent curiosity.

“Erm, yes, I am.” That was the understatement of the century. You have become more than a little familiar with Alucard over the years you’ve worked by Integra’s side. If you had to describe him in three words, it would be devious, coquettish, and handsy. He has made it more than clear that he has developed an attraction towards you, yet you have hesitated to return the handsome vampire’s advances in fear of getting played. Surely a creature of his stature could never have feelings for a human such as yourself, right? So, you’ve remained neutral, neither encouraging his inviting caresses and seductive words, nor pushing him away.

“We’re coworkers,” you affirm. “But I would not describe us as anything more, though Alucard can get a tad possessive,” you admit.

Alexander sighs with sympathy, suddenly draping an arm around your shoulders, just like he had when he caught you on your fall. He continues to lead you through the museum, not particularly focussed on finding your desired destination any time soon. “A shame. A pretty young soul such as yourself should never feel controlled by a vile monster.”

You purse your lips at the compliment, never hearing a man of the cloth make such a comment before, let alone towards yourself. His hand lowers from your shoulder to your middle back, pulling you gently ever-so-closer to his side.

“Just let me know if you ever need a delivering hand to aid you in a time of need, and the Lord shall answer your call,” he winks at you with a smile, making you giggle in disbelief.

“Father, are you flirting with me?” you ask with mock scepticism.

“Don’t ya worry, dear. I’m more than happy to look at the menu. It's ordering that’ll require a confession out of me. Or two.”

You laugh at his boldness, before the both of you hear an angry cry echo down the hallways.

“Anderson!”

Alexander frowns, before removing his arm from around you. “Please excuse me, my dear. It seems we have missed introductions.” He cracks his knuckles together, before two silver bayonets are unsheathed, seemingly out of nowhere. You gasp in shock as he stalks his way down the hall with a malicious grin on his face, sermons spilling from his mouth as he makes his way to his target.

You follow quickly behind, practically running to keep up with the tall Father. As you spot Sir Integra, Walter, you also see Alucard with his gun’s raised, pointing at two other Iscariot members you missed in your search. You know this was going to lead to only one thing.

Alucard laughs maliciously. “Neither of us could ever back down in front of an enemy. Come on then, Judas priest!”

“What a coincidence. You won’t be so lucky this time, vampire. Do you enjoy playing with God’s most gifted children so?”

Jesus Christ on earth. “Stop!” both you and the silver-haired Iscariot member yell at the same time.

You see Alucard’s eyes widen as he sees you running from where Alexander had appeared, a scowl replacing his bloodthirsty smile. “What were you doing over there, Catholic? How dare you even breathe the same air as my beloved!”

“Beloved?” Alexander sneers. “How delusional! You really think this beautiful soul would ever be with a putrid demon like you?”

“I’m ordering you to stop!” the Iscariot man repeats. You have enough of their cat fighting, throwing yourself between your quarrelling admirers, silently praying to both God and begging from Satan that their knights aren’t feeling as trigger-happy today.

“Hi! Right this way, everybody!” Seras practically yells into your ear, as a flock of elderly Japanese tourists stumble their way around you. “Everyone with the Japanese tour right this way, please! Kochira e dōzo!” Her can-do attitude and smile is a welcome de-escalation of the tense situation. You only wish she had let you know beforehand, before deciding to run away.

Alucard fluidly moves his way through the murmuring crowd, grabs you by your waist and leads you back behind Sir Integra and Walter, much to Alexander’s detestation.

“What were you doing with him?” Alucard glowers.

“I was doing my job, since you decided to disappear.”

“I was making sure the area was safe, for your and my master’s protection. Don’t you know who that priest is? He’s just as much a monster as I. I won’t allow him to go near you again.”

“How is that any of your business? What makes you any different from him?” you glare back, not pleased with being pulled around so much today.

Alucard lowers to your level, getting in your face. “You are my business. You are mine.”

“That’s where you’re wrong, monster.” Alexander approaches from behind you both, bayonets thankfully gone from his hands. “I think the dear knows the path she walks, and it is not beside you.”

Alucard turns with a hiss, prepared to start the fight anew when it was you on the line. Hell, you know Alucard wouldn’t hesitate to bring about war for you.

You stomp your foot on the ground in frustration. “I don’t need either of you to speak on my behalf. The path I walk is my choice alone, and at this moment, it’s away from both of you pompous idiots!” you huff, before turning on your heel towards the pavilion to prepare it for Integra’s meeting. Both of the men look at your back with marvel, before glaring back at one another.

Maybe a war really was about to begin?