Timmy: Mr. Redd! I Learned Two New Words! Suck Dick! Do You And Uncle Tom Do That? I Have No Idea What

Timmy: Mr. Redd! I learned two new words! Suck Dick! Do you and Uncle Tom do that? I have no idea what it means? Does it mean hug in a different language?

“I absolutely cannot tell you what that word means, and no, we don’t!!!”

(“Jeez... Nookie’s gonna kill me 10 times over...”)

Hug?

*runs over to resident services* hOw dID yOu lOcAtE tHe kIDs?

“No, no. I’ll answer this one, Isabelle.”

“Oh! Are you sure, Mr. Nook?”

“Hm. Yes, yes. Let them see me.”

“Well, a few years after Redd first betrayed her, alongside me after she passed, I found the boys running around in the rain, looking for scraps. I felt emotional, seeing myself in them. I decided to take them in, and raise them like Rose did for me. It was the scariest thing I’ve ever done, besides reconnecting with Redd a few years ago, but it was inherently worth it, yes, yes. Alright, now I have to get back to work. No more questions for me, please.”

Isabelle how are ya?

“Sorry if I can’t answer often! I’m kinda busy, there’s some blue alligator I need to talk to... at least that’s what the Rep said...”

*Laughs for an hour straight at redd*

“...ya done?”

Why do you think about Tom’s ass?

“The world may never know...”