You Know I Appreciate That You Don't Stop Folks From Taking A Long While Looking At Your Art For Sale

You know I appreciate that you don't stop folks from taking a long while looking at your art for sale despite being well aware that some of it may not be as genuine as it should be also how in the fuck did you get your hands on the fucking Mona Lisa???

“He’s not as young anymore, but I go to him for statues and sometimes paintings, mostly. The rest might as well be from me.”

Why do you think about Tom’s ass?

“The world may never know...”

Redd! Cousin! Can I just be really honest here??? Cause I just want to say this and I’m only gonna say it once? After reading his diary about how he misses you..what do you plan to do with this info?

“I... I don’t know... He probably wasn’t thinking straight when he wrote that. It’s not that big of a deal, I shouldn’t looked in his diary, anyways.”

Could you tell me and Tommy and bedtime story? Please? Pretty Please? Uncle Nook is still at work so he won’t know. Please? Just one story? And a goodnight kiss?

“Now. Have either of you heard the story of Winkle the magic dragon? They say that time only flows when he’s asleep...”

Hey Redd, what's it like to know that there is an infinite amount of timelines involving you and Tom with and infinite amount of fates?

Can you teach me how to evade taxes?