While Reading Over The Demons Contract, You Realize It Was Riddled With Typos. Notably, Soul Was Misspelled

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

Keigo: Is- is this safe??

Touya: 50-50

Keigo: 50 we live, 50 we die?????

Touya: 50 heaven, 50 hell

Keigo: whAT-

*at the beginning of Hawks’ infiltration*

Hawks: What’s your sign?

Dabi: A stop sign because you should turn around, go, and mind your own fking business

Hawks: Hmm I dunno, you give Capricorn

Dabi: The fuck is that supposed to mean

Hawks: So I had a stalker last year.

Jeanist: Oh, what did you do?

Hawks: Called him one day like, “Dude, it’s 4 pm, why aren’t you outside my house yet?”

Hawks: He goes, “How did you get this number?” “Oh, I found your phone on your nightstand while you slept. Don’t be late tomorrow.”

Hawks: Never saw him again.

Jeanist: I fucking love hanging out with you, Hawks.