Dabi: Youre Homophobic.

Dabi: You’re homophobic.

Natsuo: Once again, it was not the ‘be gay’ portion that I took issue with. It was the ‘do crime’ half of the statement.

Keigo: Is- is this safe??

Touya: 50-50

Keigo: 50 we live, 50 we die?????

Touya: 50 heaven, 50 hell

Keigo: whAT-

Hawks: So I had a stalker last year.

Jeanist: Oh, what did you do?

Hawks: Called him one day like, “Dude, it’s 4 pm, why aren’t you outside my house yet?”

Hawks: He goes, “How did you get this number?” “Oh, I found your phone on your nightstand while you slept. Don’t be late tomorrow.”

Hawks: Never saw him again.

Jeanist: I fucking love hanging out with you, Hawks.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

Okay so we all saw Alloplush's animatic of Alastor and Lucifer singing the Masochism Tango, right?

I have to say that this is my favorite part of this animatic!

Look how fucking ecstatic Alastor looks being with Lucifer as he brings them back into a dance...

And Lucifer's very soft smile and slight blush at Alastor, they look so damn HAPPY being in each other's presence like I- 🫠

Edit: Oh, and I forgot to mention Alastor's EAAAARRRSS 😭

*at the beginning of Hawks’ infiltration*

Hawks: What’s your sign?

Dabi: A stop sign because you should turn around, go, and mind your own fking business

Hawks: Hmm I dunno, you give Capricorn

Dabi: The fuck is that supposed to mean