@that-ace-idiot Youd Never Believe It, But Youve Literally Made All The Same Choices I Would Lmaoo

@that-ace-idiot You’d never believe it, but you’ve literally made all the same choices I would lmaoo

thanks for the tag @phoen1xr0se !

tag ur it @eybefioro @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @phantomram-b00 @thatineffablewitch @ineffable-ezra @celestialcrowley @seven-stars-in-his-palm @lickthecowhappy @veil-of-lament @sabotage-on-mercury @di-42

and anyone who wants to do this

Hawks: can I really call myself a virgin if life has been fucking me like an abusive ex with a hate sex kink?

I’m a great listener :P

@/mutuals @/everyone who comes across this post actually

even if ya don’t reblog, it’s definitely worth a little self reflection. Spread that positivity !!

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

bakugo [trying to make sure him and deku look good for the press conference]: TAKE. THEM. OFF. deku [holding onto his red shoes for dear life]: i would rather DIE.

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."