I Bet Hobi Was The One To Wake Up When They Were At It, He Listened In For A While And Fell Asleep With
I bet Hobi was the one to wake up when they were at it, he listened in for a while and fell asleep with the biggest grin because he was happy for his friends đđ€

âNever Have I Ever had a crush on one of my best friendsâŠ.âÂ
Pairing: Yoongi x f.Reader
Genre:Â f2l!AU, Camping Trip!AU, College!AU, Smut, Fluff, slight Angst
Warnings: subby!Yoongi, switchy!Reader, consumption of beer, so much awkward tension, jealousy, sex in a tent, mutual masturbation, handjob, fingering, making out aye, Yoongi loves her boobs and she loves his butt itâs a win-win, sex while other people are sleeping, public sex, she has a thing for his hands (but whatâs new lmao), fluffy post-orgasm talks because Iâm soft
Wordcount: 7.6k
a/n: Iâm far too proud of the title jsjsjs đ this is inspired by a dream I had a few days ago and it was just too hot not to turn it into a story, so here we are. I hope you guys enjoy! đ

You had planned this camping trip since forever. Everyone had their role. Seokjin and Jimin were in charge of bringing the food and drinks. Jungkook declared himself as the official entertainment master, in short he will bring his guitar and sing something later. Namjoon and Hoseok went and bought a ten person tent one week after the trip was decided and like the good boy he is, Taehyung purchased the most comfortable camping beds online. Which left you and Yoongi in charge of transportation. Given how you were the only two people with cars in your friend group said decision was a given.Â
Summer finally came and with it your long awaited camping trip in the countryside underneath the clear sky and with lots of mosquitoes to eat you alive.Â
"Shitâ Hoseok hisses as he slaps the tenth mosquito from his bite-covered arm, âhow can we think of everything except insect repellent?"Â
"Because we are idiots thatâs whyâ, Taehyung states, scratching the newly bitten spot on his calve with vigor.Â
âJust do it like me and you wonât get bittenâ, Seokjin says proudly.Â
You all look at him, breaking into amused laughter. His feet are stuffed into big socks and thick sweatpants cover his legs. He is wearing a sweater, even going as far as having wrapped a scarf around his neck. There wasnât an inch of skin of his not covered under layers of fabric, except for his eyes and nose.Â
âSure and die of heatstroke? I think Iâll passâ, Jungkook teases, shaking his head.Â
âLaugh all you want, at least I wonât have to complain about mosquito bites tomorrowâ, Seokjin mumbles, clearly pouting even if you canât see his mouth under the big scarf.Â
âIâm honestly just waiting for a mosquito to bite your nose. That would be hilariousâ, Jimin grins.
Seokjin rolls his eyes at him. âYou guys are meanâ, he mumbles, pouting.Â
âHey, we are just teasing you hyungâ, Namjoon says, patting Seokjinâs knee.
The latter hums a quiet acknowledgement.
âHow about I give you my first s'more as a collective apology from me and the group?â Namjoon offers, holding up the sweet treat.Â
Seokjinâs eyes light up and with one swift hand movement the s'more has changed owners, now having found a new home in Seokjinâs mouth.Â
âDelicious. Apology acceptedâ, he says with his mouth still stuffed with cookie.Â
âI have a nice s'more fact for you guys. No one really knows when and by whom s'mores were invented. The first mention of s'mores however was in 1927 in the magazine called-"Â
Jiminâs thrilling story about the origin of s'mores soon fades out in your ears when Yoongi suddenly appears next to you. You are currently preparing some coffee a few feet away from the others when the pink haired man decides to join you.Â
He sits down on the folding chair next to yours, empty can of beer in one hand and a roasted marshmallow on a stick in the other.Â
"Heyâ, he says shyly.Â
âHeyâ, you answer him just as shyly.
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YES! YES! YES! Just what I needed. My favorite couple, comfortable with each other. Pleasuring one another.
Yoongi receiving đ«Łđđł
Yoongi giving đđ„”đ„
the ending hahaha

âł Index [Chapter 30 - Beloved]
Pairing: Yoongi x f.Reader
Warnings: Smut, switchy!Yoongi, switchy!Reader, sleepy morning sex, body worshipping, he is so shy but loves being touched, he also tries not to be loud ajdfja, nipple play, body worship, she gives him kisses all over his body, he is a sensitive boy, he has the most sensitive tummy & thighs :(, oral (m. & f.receiving), handjob, face sitting (she makes him sit on her ohoho), rimjob, praise, loving dirty talk, edging (m. & f.receiving), multiple orgasms (f.receiving), choking (m.receiving), man once those roles are switched & she lets him take the lead he is the hottest bastard ever, he treats her so fucking right, he fucks her so good, the aftercare!!, their banter is toptier, they have really deep & emotionally vulnerable conversations afterwards, but itâs not angsty just really intimate, Yoongi is genuinely so endearing I want him
Wordcount: 13.9k
a/n:Â i want them to be happy always :(

You wake up with an unbearable ache to see Yoongi. Your eyes open quickly, your body feels awake instantly. You feel oh so refreshed, as if you just woke from a beautiful dream. Well, you did. You dreamed of flowers, sunny days, baking and running around libraries. You know that Yoongi made you dream about those things. And that is why you can barely handle not seeing him. You need to see him, tell him how much you love him, kiss his pretty face.
The latter is still sleeping, facing you. Like always, his knees are pulled into his chest and his hands are between them. His dark lashes rest against his ivory cheeks, his pouty lips are just slightly parted. And over his brows, strands of his obsidian hair are curling.
âOh, my loveâ, you whisper shakily as you cup his cheek, âYoongi, my princeâ, you say, shaking his head softly.Â
Your eagerness to get him to wake may seem selfish, but you canât wait any longer. You have to see him.Â
âYoongi, wake upâ, you stress, shaking him again, âwake up, my beloved.â
Yoongi stirs in his sleep. One more gentle shake and his eyes open slowly. They open and close. Open and close. OpenâŠclose. And never open again.Â
âMâ, is all he gets out then his voice cracks in tiredness and turns into a huff of air instead.Â
âWake upâ, you stress, shaking him again.Â
He licks his lips, tries to keep his eyes open only to fail again.
âWhat?â his voice is deep in sleep.
âYoongi, youâre awake.â
âYeahâ, he mumbles, fluttering his eyelids before closing his eyes for good.Â
âIâve missed you so much. Oh Yoongiâ, you say, attacking him with cuddles and big smooches to his cheek.Â
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OH, NO đđđ

âł Index [Chapter 33 - Avenir]
⹠Avenir (French, future)
Warnings: Yoongs & OC are the only couple ever, he tells her about the vampirism cure, they have a really deep & honest conversation afterwards, Jimin is a sweetie in this chapter
Wordcount: 7.6k
a/n: fjadsfjasjfasÂ

â___ I have to talk to you.âÂ
âOh no. Oh god, what happened?â
âHm?â
âYou, you addressed me by name and told me that you need to talk. Thatâs basically double bad.â
âNo, I actually need to talk to you.â
âOkay?â
âJustâ, he intertwines his fingers with yours, âcome with me please.â
âYoongi, youâre scaring me. Did I do something?â
âNo love, you didnât. I did.â
âYou did?â
Yoongi nods his head, closing the door to the secret study behind him. It is located upstairs behind a bookshelf and up until recently, you had no idea that it even existed. You only found out about it because you caught Taehyung and Yoongi disappearing inside it and you followed them. They stared at you as if you were a ghost and then babbled all about how it was too dangerous for you to be here.
âWhat are we doing here? I thought I wasnât allowed in here because of the curses and stuff.â
âI lied. Partially. I was keeping something from you. You still shouldnât touch anything.â
âOkay, sounds very confusingâ, you murmur, studying his face.
âJust-â, he stops talking and sits down in front of the desk, pulling you on top of his lap instead.
âOh? Thatâs comfortableâ, you say, rubbing his shoulder softly. You are sitting on him sideways, feeling very safe that way.
âMhmâ, he agrees but looks anxious.
âWhatâs the matter, love? Whatâs so secretive that you couldnât tell me until now?â you ask him, caressing his cheek.Â
He leans into the touch, placing his hands on your hips safely.Â
âI have to tell you something, which I kept from you. I, I thought that it would be best if I did, but I need your advice.â
âOkay, talk to me.â
â___, I found a cure for vampirism.â
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THIS IS HOME. THEY ARE HOME
Thereâs so much fluff and comfort in this chapter that it scares me. Itâs like the silence before the storm. I donât want Yoongi to go away only by himself, Canât he just stay with OC and the rest. PLEASE đ đ đ

âł Index [Chapter 32 - Home]
Warnings: so many healing & fluffy moments, this is a feel good chapter, yoongi & oc once again deserve the world
Wordcount: 10.9k
a/n:Â i want nothing but happiness from now on

An entire day and night passed until you are finally somewhat ready to face the world again. Somewhat, because you barely caught any sleep as Yoongi was too busy showing you why he was the Creator of many Gluttons and because of it, you are both hungover and tired. It is a very dangerous combination. The others had no problem with you missing for an entire day. They were busy sleeping off their hangovers either way. Everyone except Hoseok, who had quite the heated day with Dragana and Lea. There were ropes involved and the witches were not the ones feeling them on their bodies.
He leaves the room in beige shorts and a white button up, where he left the first four buttons open. A pair of glasses was perched on his perfectly shaped nose and his long hair was tied back into a bun. He walks with a confident bounce in his steps.
âHey there everyone, Doctor Loveâs finally awakeâ, he greets the others.
âWhat is he saying?â Jimin murmurs, addressing Taehyung with it.
âI have not the slightest clueâ, Tae whispers, studying Hoseok from head to toe.
They were in the middle of arranging flowers in a book to press later. Well, Taehyung was in the middle of doing so and Jimin sat down next to him and began helping him whilst ruffling his hair every so often.
Seokjin, Jungkook and Emma were busy playing Mario Kart on their Switches. Jungkook is winning.
âHello to you tooâ, Seokjin mumbles.
âWho did you fuck?â Jungkook asks without lifting his eyes.
âDragana and Lea. Bro, I think my ass and cock are gonna be sore for weeks. Also Iâm pretty sure that I have sore muscles in my tongueâ, he says and sticks out his tongue.
Jungkook cocks up his brow but furrows it seconds later as he has to take a very sharp turn in the game and needs to concentrate.
âCongrats bro.â
âDid you guys know that witches can literally control our bodies so that we canât cum unless they tell us to? Cause I didnât.â
âNo, I didnâtâ, Jungkook says and presses his legs together inconspicuously.
âI didâ, Taehyung throws in.
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SIBIIIIIIII, how could you make me cry so much đđđÂ
I didnât expect this chapter to turn out like this. My poor OC đđđÂ
Sheâs finally free from the witch bitch (Suzy). She has her beloved Yoongi by her side. And SHEâS HIS FUCKINâ LAND now đđđ Iâm too weak for them.
Give me a man like MV!Yoongi now!!!

ⳠIndex [Chapter 31 - AlptrÀume]
⹠AlptrÀume (German, nightmares)
Warnings: nightmares, talks about trauma & killing, magical rituals, she is all sappy with them, Yoongi is so loved, i fucking canât anymore, this chapter made me cry so hard istfg, he is so loved!, Yoongi *jumps into lava*, he needs to be fucking stopped, I donât want him anymore, I do but omfg please STOP MIN YOONGI
Wordcount: 10.9k
a/n:Â idk what to say anymore i just want them to be happy

The air is burning you. You canât breathe. You feel helpless. Alone. Scared. The shadow is staring at you. There in the corner. Its eyes are white. The body is blacker than the night. Unmoving. Stalking. Watching. Observing.Â
There.
You feel danger seeping from it. It is not your friend. You feel it.
Stalking. Watching. Observing.Â
âHello?â you call out to it.
The eyes appear and disappear in slow blinks.Â
âWhat do you want from me?â you ask it.Â
It disappears only to appear closer to you.Â
You canât move away. It is coming closer and you canât move away.
âPlease leave me alone.â
Blink. Blink. Blink.
âIâm sorry. Iâm sorry I didnât want to kill youâ, you sob, âplease leave me alone.âÂ
The shadow disappears and appears right in front of you.Â
âNo!â you exclaim, pushing at it only to push air instead. You woke up, but still feel as if you are dreaming. You sit up.
Lights turn on.Â
âItâs okay, Iâm hereâ, Yoongi says, hurrying to your side inhumanly fast. He places his hands on your arm, looking at you with worried eyes, âIâm here now, love.â
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