The Shape Of Water (2017) Dir. Guillermo Del Toro

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Things are bad again.

I hate this

Guillermo del Toro’s last five films have been:

1. A dark fairy tale as a metaphor for the effects of war on children, set in the midst of the Spanish Civil War 2. A superhero movie that features a war between mankind and magical creatures 3. An action movie where the heroes have to share their minds and bond emotionally so they can punch aliens from the sea better. Also Charlie Day is a scientist. 4. Basically what would happen if all three Bronte sisters got hammered and wrote a book with Lord Byron. and 5. An adorable woman falls in love with a fish man. Not a merman. A FISH MAN.

No one in Hollywood is having more fun.

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

the best part of THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo Del Toro is how it is clearly shade at them for not letting him make Hellboy 3 like, they didn’t let him make HB3? okay then, he goes and writes, directs and produces a whole film for Abe Sapien’s origin story and pretends it has no connection with Hellboy despite all the clear similarities, i love petty creative master story teller Guillermo Del Toro