To Be Fair Gregors Hands Were Bleeding Afterwards

To be fair Gregor’s hands were bleeding afterwards

OH AND ALSO Ripred called Ms. Cormaci ‘La Bella Cormaci’

things i think people forget about the underland chronicles

regalia has suburbs

grace (gregors mom) has been to the fount

ripred tried to take over the fount with lobsters (were they big or normal sized? i need to know)

the underlanders probably have a religion of some kind (we see them giving funeral rites in the fifth book)

in the fifth book all the patients in the hospital were killed in the rat attack

ripred once called vikus luxa's grandpapa i would argue that this is the most important one on the list

gregor snapped a sword with his bare hands

add more if you guys can remember anything else

Artemis Fowl is THE BEST and the Underland Chronicles too plz read them if you haven’t

how everyone ignores the existence of artemis fowl fucking baffles me it has poc rep and the female villain doesnt do it for some stupid reason guys What how are you capable of completely shoving that kind of story aside its sci-fi and fantasy you guys are wild i don’t get how such a passionate tale just goes overlooked

same thing with the underland chronicles like. IT HAS GIANT RATS AND GIANT BATS AND PURPLE-EYED HUMANS AND A CUTE BABY NAMED BOOTS

how does literally everyone ever overlook those great book series what the FUCK

and yes i am aware this is the shuuen blog do i care No

Well I’m definitely traumatized

Suzanne Collins really woke up one morning and decided to traumatize a generation of kids not once but TWICE

literally anyone: *hands gregor a prophecy*

gregor: so does this come with a gift receipt or

hey how many people are active at all in the underland fandom(2018)? Reblog this so i can follow y’all!!!

Book Thranduil

Honestly book Thranduil is such a cinnamon roll - like he finds Thorin, a really suspicious dwarf (remember that Mirkwood is generally not very fond of dwarves) and then he questions Thorin, who absolutely refuses to tell Thranduil why he’s there. So naturally, Thranduil’s like, throw this unreasonable dwarf in the dungeons! But don’t forget to make sure he has plenty of food and water - and basically a feast in his cell, basically.

A lot of people forget who Thranduil was in the books, and although he was the tiniest bit greedy he was also really kind and helpful in the books (especially later on) and it needs to be remembered.