Interpretation Of Mike

Interpretation of Mike

Okay so hear me out if Mike is an actual character and not just the rambling of a glitched out mad man here what I’m thinking for him personality and mannerisms wise: 

If what Toby is going for with Spamton talking of 1997 and signature phrase Big Shot which leads most to Mike Ditka then part of Mikes mannerism would be littered with football terms for example let’s say he separated Kris from the rest of the party with a cannon his dialogue would most likely say “Sorry to punt your bench warmer (referencing Ralsei) and your big ugly (referencing Susie also a term for offensive linemen) over the field goal”

He also might be according to Spamton a game show host so he might say things like “Let’s give our beautiful QB (referencing Kris also Quaterback) around of applause audience”

He might also not have good things to say about Spamton like with Tasque Manger and Jevil’s items. For example if you have the Dealer Maker equipped he might say "What a tacky pair of glasses reminds me of a equally tacky rambling fool on the phone" or If you have sold any item from Spamton’s shop or Spamton fight specfic items in chapter 3′s dark world "Our sponsor (What he calls the shop owners) have told that these items are junk and need to be sold at the low low price of the incinerator"

Just a thought

Snow the unyielding

So hear me out each of the super bosses are based on something stupid annoying or useless so if the Darkworld for chapter 3 is a t.v world what’s more annoying then the concept of tv snow however a theory I’ve had that each of the super bosses will have a undertale soul power only new and improved. So what is more annoying, useless, or stupid than the concept of tv snow which can also in a concept type way use the green soul power

I think one of the greatest question in Pokemon history has been solved. Unovan Lilligant does have four feet considering its Hisuian form has humanoid legs and yellow shoe like feet

How to identify a super boss in a Toby Fox game

Three easy identifier and how to protect yourself from these menaces to good players. Number 1 if a character is short or similar height to the protagonist. Number 2 the character is somewhat deranged and knows something. And number 3 and this is the most important part if their name or concept is based on something stupid, annoying and or useless, be worried if it ticks two and be doubly worried if it ticks all three.

Edit or however Tumblr users make add on: Allow me to use sans as the example

1.San appear to be shorter than Kris and Susie but it is a bit taller than Frisk

2. Is aware of the “Timeline” probably knows about the nature of saving and loading

3. His name sake the font comic sans ticks at least 2 (3 if I stretch it). From what I found on other sites the font has garnered universal unappeal in the graphic design scene and people have actively rallied to get rid of it (Annoying). You could make the argument for any font to be used in serious writing but not comic sans (useless). Quite frankly to some or most the font just looks bad, dumb even

UCN Breach DLC

Okay so hear out what if UCN got DLC with the Security breach characters. Not going to happen because Scott left the industry but hear me out.

Mr. Sun and Mr. Moon- When active every room has a light meter which is set at 50% and certain animatronics like Balloon boy or even Vanny can drain it. Mr Sun is in his start location with the lights meter at 100%, now due to the hectic nature of UCN your not going to be able to keep it at 100% forever, however you only need to keep the light meter charge at above 50/40 % to keep him from turning into Mr. Moon. When he is Mr. Moon he will try to avoid rooms that are at 50/40 % if he is caught in a room- you can charge the light meter but he is a fast animatronic so you have to be quick- at those percentages he will turn into Mr. Sun and return to a room with the highest percentage of light. One fun quirk is that if you catch Mr. Moon near your door and your able to turn him into Mr. Sun he will enter your office and say “good job superstar” because Glamrock Freddy will be a prop in this hypothetical DLC and not a foe.

When Mr. Moon Catches you his game over quotes are:

“Naughty Boy its past your bed time”

“Should of kept the lights to avoid me”

Monty- When Monty is active you can close doors between rooms not just the office. This stop certain animatronics that use the rooms and hallways but it doesn’t stop Monty, he can open and permanently destroy these doors. To stop him you must shoot him with a ball cannon. Shoot him enough times and he will stop trying to destroy the door and destroy the cannon and move to another room.You can repair the cannon but it takes time. Now a special Deedee/Vanny thing that can happen is Monty entering his decommissioned state. The three main animatronics have this feature and it a toggleable option in the menu and it is triggered by Deedee or Vanny. If Vanny triggers it she will say “He may have lost his temper” and if you look at the camera where Monty is you see him getting squashed by the torso then crawling into the vents. Now he is a vent animatronic with the same gimmicks.

When Monty Catches you not in his decommissioned state his game over quotes are

“Rock and Roll”

“Of course you lost I’m super handsome” reference to Fury Rage

“You're in trouble now”

Roxy- Honestly I got nothing for Roxy, she has x ray eyes but I don’t exactly know how that would work and her decommissioned form simply uses audio lures. 

When Roxy catches you not in her decommissioned state her game over quotes are

“You are a super loser” 

“Give up”

and when she is in her decommissioned state her game over quotes are

“I am... still beautiful”

“Want an autograph”

“I can’t see but I can hear you”

 Glammrock Chica- Okay so when this Chica is active two other things will be active a pizza bot and a janitor bot. The pizza bot will deliver you up to three pizza every hour which attracts Chica but she’s slow about it. The pizza bot cannot be stopped but can be redirected at certain points. If a pizza is in your office Chica will try every which way to get into it. There are two ways to get rid of the pizza, one is an eat button which takes time and the other is a trash button. Now you might be asking where does the janitor bot come in, it comes here. Certain animatronics like Mangle will leave a mess in certain room and Janitor bot will auto clean it up which will be indicated on a cleanliness meter which includes your office. Janitor bot will take the trash out of your office every other hour. Now in her decommissioned state Chica will become more aggressive this is where the cleanliness level comes in. Using the Monty ball shooter in a room where Chica is in on a trash can will knock it over and Chica will be distracted by that trash but do in a room where she’s not and Janitor bot will auto clean so be wary of doing that when she’s not in that room.

Chica game over quotes are

Random chicken noises

“I smell Pizza” 

“That’s the smell of fitness”

Vanny- She messes with the cameras, acts as Deedee to the animatronics in this hypothetical DLC and in the base game and can interfere with the light level when Mr Sun and Moon are active

Her game over quote would be

“This is the reward you deserve”

“It was just a glitch”

“Are you having fun yet

Lets ghost stories this show

Considering its comically getting panned the best course of action for Crunchyroll is to pull a Ghost Stories and send it to Japan and let them dub it anyway they want. It might not save number of poor decisions the show has made but it can at least go down in history as the funniest Japanese dub