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The Amazing Digital Battle Circus: The Combatants

Context: The Amazing Digital Battle Circus au

Caine: Welcome back to the Amazing Digital Battle Circus the greatest digital blood sport in the world. I think it be nice to recap who each of our combatants are. One thing about all our combatant is that their all able to recruit npcs to fight along side them

Pomni- Our up and coming star… Nope could not say that with a straight face. From what I’ve seen of the little jester she excel at running and pulling random objects out of her pockets. 

Notable fight: Ragatha vs Pomni

Npc allies: The alligator bandits of Gummigoo, Max and Chad

W: 0 L: 5 D: 1

Gangle the ribbon wrangler and possible champion- The closest thing the Amazing Digital Battle Circus has to a champion, the ribbon wrangler herself Gangle. When not fighting Gangle is a rather nice gal who doesn’t take kindly to bullies which is why she and Jax get along like a wooden house on fire and Jax is the wooden house. This kindness extent to her fighting style as she tries to end things quickly- unless its Jax then she make him suffer-with constricting or crushing attacks.

W: 50 L: 2 D: 29

Kinger the broken veteran king- One of the oldest combatants of the ADBC and is damaged because of it, Kinger is an absolute master strategist. Kinger is one the few combatants to utilize npc in rather clever ways, that the boys at C&A have to adapt in real time for. But don’t think that Kinger sits back and let npc do the talking because Kinger has a mean flurry of blows in his own right. But its sad to think he’s only dangerous half the time due to how crazy he is due to his “break” in sanity. 

W: 25 L: 10 D: 5

Ragatha the ragged ruffian- One of the more simple fighter, Ragatha is the third most dangerous combatant in the ADBC. Ragatha utilize her speed as well as knives, like a lot of them, some would say she has knives for days. She tops this speed and knives off with her signature Cloth cutter the comically large meat cleaver which she was rewarded with from the adventure Cooking Carnage 

Npc Ally: Not by Ragatha's choice princess Loolilalu

W:30 L: 20 D: 0

Jax The absolute heel- The eternal loser of the ADBC, takes up the role of an absolute heel. Utilizing short range teleportation through doors and the summoning of bugs (mostly centipedes), Jax is still a strong fighter when not fighting those above.

W:19 L:49 D:1

Zooble- What exactly do you want me to say about Zooble, that they can detach body parts to attack because that’s all they can do. Zooble is only here because they are the “dying” relative of someone working at C&A, nepotism I tell you straight nepotism.

W: Who cares L: Many D: IDK

Manny the Manaquin- A fellow of few words Manny is rather dangerous. So dangerous in fact everyone including Gangle and Kinger at his sanest forfeits if they see his name in the brackets.

The abstracted- A curious case of beyond madness, those who have lost themselves to abstraction are no more then feral beast (some more then others) with a similar drive for violence as your truly. The boys at C&A don’t know why abstraction happens. One thing that is for certain though when your put into a ring with one, it’s absolute digital blood bath.

The Hound, the circus beast- One of the abstracted who have completely lost themselves, the hound is an absolute beast. Even before their abstraction they were voracious, ready to attack with teeth and claws flying. Now that they are abstracted, its more of the same, but even more deadly

Kaufmo the killer clown comedian- As the host and commentaor of the ADBC I must stay neutral, but if I can say one thing about Kaumo, is was one the best before his abstraction. Kaufmo attacks with puns bringing them to life with every word. He’d toss fruit at you then literally punch you or he say “your a cut above the rest” then you’d end up in two. I  have to say of the combatants that entered the ADBC I miss Kaufmo the most, because now there is no humor in his fights only words that sound like puns but aren’t.

Queenie the brutal queen- The brutal queen of the arena, who knows no equal and the brawn to Kinger brains. In all the history of the ADBC Queenie has never lost a fight I mean she has tied with Kinger and Gangle a few times but never lost to anyone else. It is a shame that she abstracted, she put true beauty in strength

Slinks the deadly slitherer - Before the one side rivalry between Jax and Gangle, Slinks the worm was our ribbon wrangler greatest adversary, to much greater effect. What they lack in arms they made up for in speed and maneuverability. Now a day due to abstracting they use that speed to bowl you over with reckless abandon  

Big Eye the big guy- The most simple combatant to ever enter the ring, Big Eye was one of the more physically imposing. Of course physicality can only get you so far in the ADBC so Big Eye also had an eye laser. Nothing really changed with his abstraction

Legends ZA Ancestor potential tier list

Okay, so hear me out this is a sort of tier list on whose ancestor will be legends ZA in no particular order but tittled tiers

Guaranteed

Sycamore

Lysandre

Callum/Serena

Diantha 

Most likely or Kalos gym leader tier

Valerie

Clemont

Korrina

Grant

Ramos

Olympia

Viola/Alexa

Least likely

Fantina

Nemona

Then the Unovan elite four ranked from most to least french

Shantal

Grimsley

Caitlin

Because actual spain is next to france here are the Paldean gym leaders ranked. If one of them had to have an ancestor this is the order I see them in

Kaity

Brassius

Larry

Iono

Ryme

Tulip

Grusha

Kofu

The Kalos buddy trio

Shauna

Trevor 

Tiermo 

Finally a wildcard that might or might not happen a ancestor character similar to Adaman who we will all assume is related to a gen 10 character

Gardevoir and Mightyena

The coolest aspect of some pokemon is there connection to other pokemon like for example Seviper and Zangoose or Corsola and Mareanie, so here is a hypothetical one.

The gardevoir line are facultative Herbivores which mean their primary diet in the wild are non sentient plant, but can eat meat if needed

Mightyena are Obligated Carnivores which mean they'll only eat meat and have a wide prey selection.

So in Hoenn a poochyena will hunt a Ralts and a pack of them will hunt Kirlia they will not hunt a Gardevoir though

A single Mightyena will not try to hunt a Gardevoir because Gardevoirs are smart, but a pack of them will. Even against a pack Gardevoir can clutch a W, but its rare.

And while a Gardevoir will ignore Poocheyena and Mightyena they are not against hunting them when times get tough

Once again this is a hypothetical, because I thought about how human like pokemon such as Gardevoir fit into the food chain of the pokemon world

The Amazing Digital Battle Circus: Choco Jax vs Gangle

Context: The Amazing Digital Battle Circus au

Gangle and Ragatha were helping Pomni train her abilities when Jax came in and Punched Gangle breaking her tragedy mask.

“Now that’s a really profane face” Jax stated

Gangle looked down at her broken sad mask, then took a deep breath then looked at Pomni. “Sorry training over, I’m going to be busy strangling Jax for the next hour”

She grabbed Jax by the neck and started strangling him. Suddenly Bubble appeared and ate the both of them, then split in two splitting them up

Caine appeared and popped the Bubble holding Gangle. “As much as I love seeing the agony coming from Jax, I want to know why he did what he did”

Jax coughed. “Today is my day, the day I beat that profane smile off your face I’m issuing you a challenge”

Caine snorted a bit. “Gangle this is your call”

“Challenge accepted” said Gangle with a big smile

“Alright then” said Caine as he, Gangle and Jax disappeared 

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Caine: Welcome back loyal watcher, listeners or reader to the Amazing Digital Battle Circus. Before I talk about our impromptu fight allow me to say a few encouraging words: To all the fans of the ADBC when your down, remembered you are loved, you are cherished you matter to someone so if your in that dark place please get help. I say this as to not follow in the foot step of our foolish victim. That’s right our fight is an oldie not sure if its a goodie. The ribbon wrangler herself Gangle and her victim I mean opponent The absolute heel himself, you love to hate and you love his suffering Jax.

Gangle walked into the arena trying to piece her mask together not paying attention when a bug slapped it out of her hand. She looked up and saw Jax brown and goopy

“You got to be kidding” Everyone said

“That’s right Gangle, after your loss to The Fudge, I decided to take a play from his book and achieved a new chocolatey form” Jax said laughing. “Whatcha going to do”

“Burn you” Gangle said as a little guy made of fire appeared next to her. "You remember Lights right?"

“Ello, you absolute heel” said the fire creature

"Oh no" said Jax

Caine: For those you who don’t know who that fire creature is, that npc is from our tropical vacation theme adventure called Luau Beatdown. That was such a long time ago that I forgot she did recruit an npc ally. But enough my analysis back to the figh… Gangle just burned Jax to a crisp I repeat she just burned him to a crisp. Let it be known your never to big to fail, this is something Jax has learned many times. GANGLE wins again 

Zygarde complete Max

So weird take and this is most likely not going to happen if Legend's ZA is set in Kalos' future then I can see someone not necessarily Lysandre's descendant trying to carry on Team Flare's goal. Like they try to create a replica of Zygarde that can surpass the real Zygarde kind of like what Cell Max from Dragon Ball Super: Super Heros was for Cell