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The Amazing Digital Battle Carnival

The Amazing Digital Battle Carnival is an au combines  The Amazing Digital Carnival au created by @sm-baby and the Amazing Digital Battle Circus thought of by yours truly. Just for the record the TADBC premise is that its a televised or uploaded digital blood sport being held by a semi unscrupulous company

Backstory: Pomni [real name redacted] was the team lead creating the ADBC for A&C (Able and Caine LTD), and was the first one to test it, but things went wrong and her mind was trapped in the software. Now with some amnesia and somehow melding with the program’s Host A.I, Pomni runs the Digital Battle Carnival as its Mc and overlord with the help of her old team, to create battle experiences for the masses. And much like The Amazing Digital Battle Circus takes from all walks of life from volunteers, to people who are dying, to violent criminals (sometimes)

Pomni: Hello, hello and welcome to the Amazing Digital Battle Carnival, I’m Pomni real name [Redacted] I’m [redacted] years old, [relationship status redacted] for those wondering and I’m the MC of the Amazing Digital Battle Carnival. Now unlike the over the top digital blood shed of other shows we are more varied in our approach, from elegant over the top fights set to music, to more over the top cartoony violence we have it all. So if your looking for some real variety and spice come to The Amazing Digital Battle Carnival.  For those of you who want to test your digital might come volunteer for the Amazing Digital Battle Carnival, where me and the boys at A&C will give you a good time.

Ragatha Ragged elegance- If you want to combine home economics dance class and fencing with a meat cleaver, Ragatha is the boy that got you covered. Ragatha brings a calming experiences to the Battle Carnival, but this gal is as deadly as anyone else and if you get far enough in her classes she will personally school you

Jax Cartoonish Japes- If you want to fight without digital consequences seek out Jax and his cavalcade of cartoonish antics. Have exploding pies thrown at you, have anvil dropped on you, be tricked into running off cliffs, all these and more coming from Jax and all I can say is expect the unexpected

Kinger’s Korner of calamity- If you want a more down to earth and rather boring experience go to Kinger. He offers no flash nor grace, nor excessive violence just a straight forward time. The old man might join me and commentate on the fight

Zooble Zig Zagging hunt- If you want a predator and prey dynamic then this experience is for you. Zooble doesn’t run it often but when she does it a rather harrowing, but a hoot. Maybe if your really lucky Zooble joins the fun and twist and turns the hunting grounds into a confusing time.

Gangle Glorious training: Although we here at the Battle Carnival excel in providing violence and mayhem to our combatant we never leave them with questions of what they can do. Enter miss Gangle and her hard knock training. There you will fight your shadow, who has a full grasp on your abilities and will decimate you with no remorse. If you fail to win against your shadow enough times then Gangle will intervene and show them how its done by puppeting you through your code. How embarrassing especially when not always Gangle doing it.

The Amazing Digital Battle Circus: Family Week

Inspired by @sm-baby Amazing Digital Circus sibling episode 

Caine: Welcome back one and all the Amazing Digital Battle Circus as we introduce Family Week. That right we here at TADBC believe that there is nothing stronger than family, so that’s why the boys at C&A have flown out lucky members of the combatant’s family to join in on some of the fun.

Bubble: Wowie, sir that sounds chaotic, how will you know what to do at what time.

Caine: Glad you ask Bubble, we have an itinerary for the week and here it is

Monday: An interview with each combatant’s family with the most important interview being with Ragatha’s mother. And believe you me Ragatha’s mom has got it going on irl and as well as the avatar's the boys made for her

Tuesday: A talent show with the main event being Gangle’s old man sweet accordion plying skills

Wednesday: A day filled with fun and games as we have Kinger’s niece and nephew play mini games in the battle circus like whac- a- Jax, tug of war against Gangle and Pomni knife throw

Thursday: We have Jax’s sister who want to participate in the action of The Battle Circus in the familial fight of a life time, Jax vs Jaxa

Friday: Is a surprise as were trying to get a hold of Pomni and Kaufmo’s families. Whoever picks up first were flying right out

The Amazing Digital Battle Circus: Jax vs Jaxa

Jax was running away from Ragatha, Gangle and Pomni.

“Your going to pay for breaking my mask, again by getting the crap beaten out of you by Pomni” Gangle stated

“You’ll never catch me with that butt ugly mask on” Jax stated. “Oh wait that’s your face”

He pulled out his key for them to see then turned the corner.

Ragatha stopped and sheathed Cloth Cutter. “Dammit he got away”

“He can’t run forever” said Gangle as she hears something. “Do you hear that?”

Ragatha and Pomni listened closely and heard choking noises

“That’s Jax getting strangle” said Pomni. “But you both are here” They turned the corner to see Jax being strangled by another purple rabbit.

“Wait there are two of them” said Pomni

The purple rabbit looked at them and let Jax go. Jax coughed got his key out and went through a door.

“Hello there” said the purple rabbit who had a female voice. “You must be the talented gals who beat the crap out of my brother”

“Brother?” said Pomni

Caine appeared out of nowhere. “I didn’t know you would make an explosive entrance like that Jaxa”

“What’s going on?” Pomni asked

“We here at the Amazing Digital Battle Circus believe in strong family value so once in a while we give a member of one the combatant’s families a lucky opportunity to join in on the fun” Caine stated. “And our super lucky guest star is Jaxa, Jax’s beloved sister”

Jaxa snickers. “That’s me”

“Good to finally meet you Jaxa” said Gangle  reaching out a hand

Jaxa shakes Gangles hand. “Nice to meet you Gangle, that thing you did when he turned into chocolate was hilarious I fell out of my seat laughing”

Gangle blushed a little. “Thanks”

Jaxa turned to Caine. “Enough pleasantries you know why I’m here”

Caine laughed. “Want to get this out the way, I can dig it”

Before he could disappear Jaxa stopped “Hold up I want it to be a two vs two match and my partner to be Gangle if she agree”

“No problem here” said Gangle

“Something I can dig even more” Caine stated. “But who is going to be Jax’s partner, I’ll figure that out later

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Caine: “Welcome back the Amazing Digital Battle Circus and sorry for the impromptu. Today is family day here in the battle circus and we have a special fight Jax’s sister Jaxa real name [redacted]. Jaxa and Jax’a relationship is top notch a beautiful relationship of top notch sibling violence which we are bringing here. Jaxa will be fighting along side Jax’s “rival” Gangle and Jax will have Man-Ny along side him. So let’s get in there”.

Jax strode into the arena confidently along side a mannequin  and greeted his sister and Gangle

“You seem confident Jax” Jaxa stated

“Not everyday I get a perfect victory” Jax replied. “Go get him Manny”

The Mannequin looked at Jax confused “I’m not Manny”

The smug smile Jax had disappeared as he looked up at the commentator box. “You set me up Caine”

Caine: We here at The Amazing Digital Battle Circus don’t set people up (except when we do)

Jax looked at his opponent. “I can work with this.” he looked at the mannequin. “You just need to distract Gangle”

“Very well here I go” said the Mannequin. It ran at Jaxa and Gangle, but Gangle sped over to it and pull it arms off and beat them with it. “Oh no my arm, she is beating me to death with my arms

Gangle turned to Jaxa. “Uh I can handle this, you deal with Jax”

Jaxa put her thumbs up but was immediately hit by a bowling sending her flying into a wall.

 Jax appeared from a door and picked up the bowling ball. “You should really pay attention [redacted], the amazing digital battle circus is where I strive”

“Strive and die” said Jaxa behind him. 

Before he could turn around he was punched in the back by Jax sending him flying into towards the wall. Jaxa appeared in front of Jax and kicked in the stomach before he hit the wall. She axed kicked him into the ground.

Caine: Such power, such grace, Jaxa truly can hit with the best of them.

Jax tried to get up only to get stomped back down by Jaxa. “You are not good at this bro.”

“What I lack in physical strength, I make up for it trickery” Jax said as he produced a key. 

He slammed the key into the ground. This caused a door to appear above them and a bowling ball to fall out of it, hitting Jaxa on the head. He snapped his fingers then a hoard of centipedes came out of nowhere and rushed Jaxa getting her off of him. He pulled out his rocket launcher and tried to aim it at Jaxa, who disappeared, leaving centipede bodies

“Got you again Keith” said Jaxa from behind him.

Before he could turn around, Jaxa took the rocket launcher and slammed it over him, next she tied a string to the trigger and then kicked him at a wall. Jax removed the launcher by bringing it above him then noticed the string but before he could do anything Jax pulled the string causing the launcher to fire, causing a huge explosion

Caine: “Wowzer, I have never seen Jax beaten this badly... well that’s a lie, but from our guest super star it is amazing

Jax left the smoke cloud coughing only to see, Jaxa talking to Gangle casually.

Jax breathed in then out. “I’m not going to win this, but I’m going to make sure she doesn’t either” She breathed in then out and screamed. “I SUMMON KAUFMO”

Kaufmo appeared by his side

Bubble: Can he do that sir?

Caine: Probably, those who have abstracted do has npc data so that we can find them. The real question is what Jax doing, going to pay off

Kaufmo looked at Jax. “Ja-ja-ja-Jax”

Jax grabbed Kaufmo. “No need to explain but I need you to set me up with an explosive pun, but not yet though”

“Su-su-su-sure” Kaufmo stated

Jax smile grew bigger as he faced Jaxa and Gangle. He launched himself at them at tremendous speed.

“Is that the pun guy?” Jaxa asked

“Yes and I don’t know what Jax is doing” Gangle stated

“Oh well” said Jaxa as she launched herself at Jax. Jaxa cloth lined him then powerbombed into the dirt. “You said you thrive here but you suck here as much as you suck out in the real world, no wonder they payed these guys to put you in here”

“Honestly I believe I’m better then most, other people just don’t see it” Jax stated.

She picked it up then kicked him into a wall. Jax got up and looked at Jaxa approaching, and started sending bowling balls and centipedes at her. Every last one he sent she destroyed until he pulled out the rocket launcher and fired it which hit her. When the smoke cleared Jaxa looked to where Jax was, but all she saw was the closing of a door. She started looking around to see where would Jax would come from. 

“Your this afraid of me Keith” Jaxa exclaimed. She heard the opening of door behind and turned around. The door closed which confused, until Jax put her in  a full nelson.

“Kaufmo, you know what to do” yelled Jax.

Kaufmo cleared his throat. “Ther-ther-ther-there is a lot of thing to say about Jax, bu-bu-bu-but ever since he got that rocket launcher you can’t say he isn’t a blast”

Jax began to glow a bright orange and smiled with the biggest smile.

Jaxa trying to get him off her started elbowing him in the face. “Your going to lose you idiot”

Jax looked at her and only smiled as he exploded taking Jaxa with him

“I surrender” said Man-Ny as he disappeared out of Gangle grasp

Caine: What a way to finish a fight folk, I respect it even if it did came from the absolute heel himself. Anyway Gangle and Jaxa win

The Amazing Digital Battle Circus: Combatants favorite things

Bubble: The Amazing Digital Battle Circus presents, The Combatants favorite things in the styling of Jullie Andrews Favorite things

Caine: Gangle beating Jax and Ragatha chopping digital flesh, Kinger with a plan and Zooble in distress, Seeing the combatants torn to strings these are a few of my favorite things

Gangle: Teaching Jax a rather Harsh lesson Which is something that loosens some tension Putting the rabbit into my bindings That’s actually one of my favorite thing

Kinger: A well laid out plan to win the game Mostly so people don’t think I’m lame My Npc soldier and enemy meetings These are a few of my favorite things

Caine: When the fight start, When their hearts are beating When I’m feeling so bad I simply remember my most favorite things Then I begin to feel more glad

Jax: Bowling Kingers npcs and breaking Gangle Mask Am I playing my role, you don’t have to ask Stealing cloth cutter from Rags in the rings I can say more of my favorite things

Ragatha Us covered in red seems rather brutal Denying the violences seems rather futile Picking up Cloth Cutter to bring down the swing That is actually one of my favorite things

Kinger and Gangle Seeing Queenie fight and her enemies thrashes Jax and Ragatha Seeing Kauf make jokes that ultimately crashes Jax, Ragatha, Kinger and Gangle The abstracted trying to kill us while were fighting Might not be one of our favorite things

Caine: When the fight start, When their hearts are beating When I’m feeling rad I simply remember my most favorite things Then I begin to feel more glad