*621 And Ayre Arrive To Find Carla In The Middle Of Absolutely Slaughtering The Jackals*

*621 and ayre arrive to find Carla in the middle of absolutely slaughtering the jackals*

Carla: Ah, tourist! Thanks for coming to the party, I hope Walter told you its going to be "a blast!" Help me take these guards out.

*in the middle of the stage is a large bomb designated the birthday cake*

Handler Walter: Got a job for you 621... this one's for a friend. It's Carla's birthday today. There's going to be a party. The bakery was supposed to deliver the cake, but the Jackals are trying to destroy the delivery vehicle. Escort the delivery driver to the party.

Screen flickers and turns red

Ayre: ...Something's not right. It says on MindBook that Carla's birthday is in four months. Why would Walter lie to you? Be careful, Raven.

ITS AN ANGERU

tani hyde's case of the hallways—precursor to a cytokine_storm.

from out of a fractal firmament the facsimile unfolds itself, fleecing the world of a red future.

*breathes in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

some ice worm mission impression...

do you think Walter is nursing the worst headache known to man in that control room listening to Michigan yelling 💀

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

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