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*621 and ayre arrive to find Carla in the middle of absolutely slaughtering the jackals*

Carla: Ah, tourist! Thanks for coming to the party, I hope Walter told you its going to be "a blast!" Help me take these guards out.

*in the middle of the stage is a large bomb designated the birthday cake*

Handler Walter: Got a job for you 621... this one's for a friend. It's Carla's birthday today. There's going to be a party. The bakery was supposed to deliver the cake, but the Jackals are trying to destroy the delivery vehicle. Escort the delivery driver to the party.

Screen flickers and turns red

Ayre: ...Something's not right. It says on MindBook that Carla's birthday is in four months. Why would Walter lie to you? Be careful, Raven.

oh heavens free cheese (the original version of this meme is insane)