Last Time I Went Outside It Was To Throw Rotting Strawberries In The Bushes. I Stood Out There For A

Last time I went outside it was to throw rotting strawberries in the bushes. I stood out there for a minute and just admired the nature around me. And then I started getting crushing anxiety about bugs. And so eases. And the bug diseases. And ticks. And oh god is something crowing on me. Oh no I can feel bugs all over me. And then I skittered back inside and took a shower. Because I stood outside for maybe three minutes. Sigh

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

When I was 9 I wrote "bra" in Scribblenauts and then put it on my character and played for a bit with it on and then the shame hit so I deleted my save and cried and prayed to Jesus apologizing for putting a bra on my Scribblenauts character

@rottentail-run and you can’t forget the “hey wanna FaceTime?”

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities