I Wanna Pamper Dr Ratio- Or Drawing Him? He May Be A Bastard But I Still Simp-

I wanna pamper Dr Ratio- or drawing him? He may be a bastard but I still simp-🛐

Imagine styling his fluffy hair omg-❤️❤️🤭🤭 (also his hairpiece? I’m wearing it now hehehehehe >:D)

Maybe a fluff post? Thx~🙏🏻❤️✨

Ratio's hair is soft and that's a fact! He spends about two hours on all procedures, and then on styling, because this person cares about himself and his appearance (however, he always has a mask to hide imperfections if he forgot to wash his hair, but this happens rarely, because Ratio has everything on schedule.)

Allowing to touch his hair can be considered the highest act of trust; usually people are not even allowed to look at him. The first time you touched his hair, when Ratio was focused on the book, it greatly alarmed him, fortunately, he did not have time to hit you with the book, because he passed out for a minute due to the pleasant feeling.

Noticing the state of your lover, you apologized and wanted to remove your hands, but Ratio interrupted you and “allowed” you to touch his hair, although in fact he wanted to feel your touch again. Veritas is very stubborn, so it will take a long time before he admits that he liked it. After that, he will definitely teach you how to care for his hair, show you what products to use, and even offer you the same procedure. This will help you get even closer, since you will have to spend more time in each other's company, so you will have to stock up on more books and fruits.

Lastly, imagine playing with Veritas' hair after a long day. You're both incredibly tired and Veritas rests his head on your hips and starts ranting about the day. Your fingers continue to massage his scalp and he practically purrs at the feeling. It will take a lot of effort to move his body away from you.

Now you have an effective way to make Ratio do what you want.

Drunk Ratio would be clinging on to you 24/7, he would try to get your attention on him for as long as possible.

He would whine and sob if you don’t-

If he was drunk, he would be a bit dumber, basically like a pathetic, sobbing mess (affectionately <3)

He would be thinking life decisions when you recorded everything he did

*insert meme ‘why am I still here…just to suffer?’*

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Oh drunk Dr Ratio…my pathetic beloved…

But yeah he’s just So whiney. You’re all…what is WRONG with you, get OFF of me-

He’s never been physically clingy before, but now he’s holding onto your arm and begging for attention and praises and you don’t even know WHAT to think.

You don’t really know what to do?? You can give him attention but then he just wants more. Or you can ignore him and he just whines and whines and WHINES, c’mon Veritas…

Just drag him home and find him something he can entertain himself with, maybe just…turn on a documentary for him, or read one of his books for him.

He’ll eventually pass out and wake up the next day to a video you took.

You can SEE him questioning his life decisions as he watches himself act like a complete idiot.

He should consider himself very very lucky that you were the only person recording him. It’s your reminder for him to watch his drinking habits next time, haha…

OMG I also bet that dr ratio is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol lawl😭 a simple mix of cola and a weak shot of vodka is enough to get him DRUNKEN.

I’m talking stumbling, tripping, all dizzy and clumsy.

but he’s also silly about it, he gets up with a cute but goofy grin on his face.

When he’s about to trip, he grips your arm so you fall with him. If he trips, you bet your ass you’re coming down with him.

what would be funny tho is if you set up a camera while he was drunk to show him during his hangover as torture😈

he’s got eyebags and is drinking a cup of extra sting coffee, he doesn’t remember a lot (surprisingly), so imagine his shock when you show him a clip of him drunk. He’s spinning you around and twirling you and carrying you around all while you’re giggling.

we must start a drunk characters club !!

I’m getting so many Drunk Dr. Ratio stuff oh my gosh that’s so funny-

And yeah I’ll stand by he’s Totally a lightweight with alcohol. Absolutely.

It’s entertaining to watch him make a complete fool of himself…I feel like he Usually knows his limits but. Every once in a while…

He’s watching the video you recorded of him and he’s in Complete denial. He’s like no there’s no way that’s me. That man you’re dancing with is not me. It’s just some stranger that he doesn’t know who just happens to look exactly like him for some reason.

Yeah he basically goes through the stages of grief watching the videos of him.

You’re nice to him though. You’re not going to share those videos, but…if you ever need to blackmail him for whatever reason maybe don’t delete those…

SOMEONE MENTIONED DRUNK RATIO

Drunk! Ratio. It is very easy to make him blush and he smiles non-stop, even if he is doing what he likes, he may forget to place his alabaster head on him

Drunk! Ratio. Who allows himself to be pampered, for once he will let you hug and kiss him without any comment, just with a smile

Drunk! Ratio. He becomes jealous and it's not enough for him to praise him, you have to calm him down so he doesn't hit someone with his book

Drunk! Ratio. He makes the most comical statues, it doesn't matter if it's strange, suddenly he wants to make his figures that time you gave him his first book

Drunk! Ratio. He remembers every moment with you, so you'll hear him talk about how much his heart beats every time he remembers a specific situation.

Drunk! Ratio. He knows everything about you, and although he usually doesn't do more than small gifts or occasional gestures, it's surprising when he talks about how much you seem to enjoy a certain object or gesture.

Rataio. Seeing everything he did while drunk, he curses himself and falls to the ground suffering from shame and a hangover.

You're going to have to take care of him, because he seems ready to fall to the ground every time he sees any of the suffering.

Ratio when he's drunk he's suddenly an attentive and clingy lover, but don't get used to it, he's still a surly kitten.

(Don't compare Ratio to a cat in his presence, he will wear that mask even with you for the rest of the day, but he will take it off when sleeping)

Yet another for goofy drunk Ratio, I’m totally outnumbered haha~

Awww this interpretation is such a big sweetheart, for once he’s letting you completely spoil and pamper him, and it’s so bizarre to hear him saying things like, “thank you~” and “please~”

But yeah refrain from giving him reminders of how he acts when drunk. You’ll embarrass him.

Ugh and he’s the Worst when he’s embarrassed, he’s such a brat…

˓ ⊹ ˚. ‹ falling (without grace.) mash burnedead

my headcanons of mash having feelings for you…albeit very oblivious.

notes. love him sm bro aughh this actually took way too long than intended, mainly because i stretched it out until the part where finn and co. noticed your relationship with mash. (i’ll post that in the part two)

i don't think he's aware of it, because things really click slowly to him.

but he knows that he likes to be your friend. to be near you in ways he's able to. drawn in your presence like a puppy following you around, inexplicably yet admittedly so.

you’d see him idling around the door once your period ends with his widely known stoic face. he’ll walk you to your next class and maybe even carry your books/belongings if you have any, without much of an explanation (because how could he explain it to you? how could he when he can’t translate these actions from the heart to make his brain understand?). mash is a quiet person, that much you’re aware of, but in this breath of quiet—you know he’s doing it because he wants to, god he’s even willing to listen to you ramble too, somehow finding it easy to digest your words. your voice trickles in his head, sometimes echoing. something blossoms in his chest spreading far and wide. he feels at ease.

he asks you if you’re free at times, because he’ll absolutely pull you towards the school kitchen as you help him make his creampuffs.

don’t know how to or where to start? it’s okay, he’ll gleefully teach you the basics. and if you ask him the journey of perfecting his skills, he’ll tell you that too, vibrance coloring his eyes.

and he’ll also take the time to learn your favorites! if you like them extra sweet, or not so much, don’t even be surprised if he gives them to you one day!

໒ ྀི⸝⸝´ ˘ `⸝⸝ ა i could just see him timidly touchy with you (but with consent, of course!!) like bumping his shoulder to yours, ghostly leaning his head against your shoulder/head, fixing your hair, poking or pinching your cheeks. its just aaaAaaaaaAAAAAA such small acts would absolutely complete his day <3

there could be moments where you’d be in the library, he’d sit across from you—again, without the mouth formulating words of explanation. he’ll tell you he wants to watch you study: flicking his gaze every so often towards you, to your materials, and eventually will feel sleepy so he takes a nap with arms crossed, resting his head against it, and there’s something about him that makes you come to a halt with what you’re doing—like an invitation of sorts, coaxing you. he looks so peaceful, his lips parted just slightly as he breathes evenly.

maybe after doing your homework you’ll also take up the wonderful offer of a nap. there’s a want settling within, you know you want him to be near you too. and so you let him tempt you like this, because it’s nice, because he’s nice. and sweet, and quiet.

so earnest in his ways, and who wouldn’t discern them as a language of his romantic feelings? at least, you do notice them. you haven’t seen him done any of these things with anyone, the thought has only arrived at the point of midnight before you go to bed.

(the next day, it’d still be the same. for you.)

(however, how long will it take for him to realize?)

you were happy like this. you like the quiet—the kind that mash brings. he doesn’t quite understand why you were smiling so brightly one day, more…warmer than he’d ever seen, and that it sends him into a state of awe. fondness written in his eyes. albeit small, the ends of his lips rise in a grin. he’s just as happy as you are. perhaps a little bit than he’s aware. flushed pink ears that tells you everything. and when you gently pinch his cheeks and greet him “g’morning, sugar” he swears he’ll do anything just to keep you calling him that.

until then, your heart shall learn to bask in the quiet, falling—slowly, even without grace.

taglist. @seneon (taglist are open! just send me an ask <;3)

notes. im actually so tired rn but mash does wonders to me, hes becoming one of my comforts now. cant wait to finish the part two as wellll

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